Legs and Co DEAD in CHAMOIS THONG FACTORY EXPLOSION

NAR: STEVIE NICKS TO BRONZE BABIES IN EXPLODED FACTORY
 
Mark Carney spotted WEARING CHAMOIS THONG in Cabinet meeting to support thong stock prices and raise public morale
 
NAR: Donatella Versace to launch thong made from the excess skin of previous facelifts in surprise fashion development
 
Donna Winter found SOUR and UNCONVERSATIONAL following news Owen Jones rejected evening of non-penetrative sex in chamois thong
 
JUST IN : Lisa Scott-Lee SHOCKS in Dubai thong SCANDAL following a tumble down a sand dune
 
NAR: Janet-Street Porter caught YELLING INTO CAVERNOUS CUNT; using thong for flossing after
 
Queen Victoria thong photos discovered in musty house auction, causing ripples amongst the HISTORIC THONG COMMUNITY.
 
She wants her thong back:

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:moira:: King Charles III on TRIAL at the Hague over Venus De Milo statue thong-ripping allegations

"I did it for THE FAME!" the 70-something sausage-fingered songstress cried out from the dock
 
NAR: Boney M revealed to be behind rise in thong sales in OUTER MONGOLIA.
 
NEWS : “IS THIS A THONG OR A TORTURE DEVICE?!?” screams a PERPLEXED Sir Anthony Hopkins
 
NTR: New documents show Penelope Keith and JFK were romantically INTERTWINED after a chance meeting at a Bernard Matthews SLAUGHTER HOUSE.
 
AR: Cara Delevingne buried in OPEN CASKET after dying of musty minge/kennel cunt-19
 
Jennifer Capriati signs to BEJAM RECORDS and makes pop debut with cover of THE THONG SONG

Nike said to be FLOODED OUT
 
Bea Arthur exclaims “I really cut my teeth on off-off-off Broadway thongs,” from BEYOND THE GRAVE
 
Complaints received after customers receive their Bernard Matthews Christmas turkeys wearing electric pink thongs. 3 aroused.
 

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