Penelope
what doesn't kill me only makes me MORE CHIC
WHATEVER will the PRESS SAY
It was in ALL THE MAGAZINESDidn't I have a CHAMOIS THONG at one point? I don't know HOW these RUMOURS get STARTED!
Even in the CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS WHICH I WON'T GO INTO IT'S STILL NOT TEMPTINGDonna Winter found SOUR and UNCONVERSATIONAL following news Owen Jones rejected evening of non-penetrative sex in chamois thong
GET that NON THONG RELATED FILTH out of THIS CHAT!NTR: New documents show Penelope Keith and JFK were romantically INTERTWINED after a chance meeting at a Bernard Matthews SLAUGHTER HOUSE.
OT: Dale Winton reported to Metropolitan Police for CALLUSED RECTUM
OK KalaGET that NON THONG RELATED FILTH out of THIS CHAT!
Well it turns out that BERNARD MATTHEWS SLAUGHTERHOUSE is THONG RELATED.It's a DEVELOPING PLOTLINE![]()