Melodifestivalen 2024: Grand Final (Stockholm)

[dmlaw]

Are the international juries actively trying to sabotage Sweden’s chances of a repeat win?

 

[Kratz]

It seems Jacqline was a contender only on Moopy, Kala fooled us.

No he didn't, we all thought it

 

[FetchFugly]

The lack of respect so far for vital backseat epiphanies.

 

[Lucille]

CALL THE POLICE.

 

[win_the_game]

How is Cazzi doing so well?

 

[D5K]

Effortless last?!!!

 

[Lucille]

Some SENSE at last!

 

[Kratz]

Well thank fuck for Iceland

 

[Sheena]

Effortless last?!!!

I have to say, I thought the performance was ok but the staging was weak.

BUT THANK YOU ICELAND

 

[win_the_game]

M&M really don't deserve to be running away with this.

 

[Kratz]

Oh well done Germany

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ABOLISH THE JURIES

 

[FetchFugly]

At least Brackie is on the rise.

 

[Sheena]

This is such a DREARY result.

 

[dmlaw]

At least if M&M win it will mean that they don’t have to come back for a few years.

 

[Lucille]

Braces going from last to 4th!

 

[Kratz]

Jackie VAULTING up!

 

[Soldi]

I’m more surprised at Cazzi SECOND

 

[Sheena]

Cyprus just coming for the LOLs

 

[ZenGiraffe]

VILE

 

[Soldi]

On WHAT FUCKING PLANET is QUE SERA one of the TWO WORST SONGS?!

 

[FetchFugly]

How could a jury come to the conclusion that fucking Dragon was the second best song of this line up?

 

[D5K]

Braces going from last to 4th!

Oh they manipulated the order to shorten our life expectancy

 

[Lucille]

I believe twinks are evil.

 

[Kratz]

Shame there wasn't a UK jury as it is usually quite sensible

 

[Alla]

M&M song is anything but unforgettable. At least they have all those visuals to elevate that piece of shit, I guess. Oh well

 

[win_the_game]

Well the winner is a foregone conclusion then...

 

[dmlaw]

Can only pray that they are setting up Marcus & Martinus for their moment.

 

[Sheena]

You have to think that performance of Maria’s is going to suck Jacqline’s votes too. It was a different level.

 

[Soldi]

With a jury lead it’s hard to see anyone else win, even if M&M get a lower televote than expected.

 

[auretz]

M&M aside, those votes were all over the place! I can’t see any realistic way they’ll lose now

 

[Soldi]

You have to think that performance of Maria’s is going to suck Jacqline’s votes too. It was a different level.

Was it?

 

[Kratz]

At least we can anticipate the possibility of an Ingrosso style moment in Malmo

 

[D5K]

You have to think that performance of Maria’s is going to suck Jacqline’s votes too. It was a different level.

There’s definitely some vote cannibalisation going on there

 

[Sheena]

Was it?

It really was. The staging was a different level.

I know what you’re saying vocally, but Jacqline wasn’t amazing either.

 

[Alla]

On WHAT FUCKING PLANET is QUE SERA one of the TWO WORST SONGS?!

Spain. They put all those words together that make absolutely no sense and it's so ridiculous, but I understand why foreigners enjoy those things.

 

[Lucille]

I hate the wicked Norwegian gnomes but the song DOES SLAP.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Spain. They put all those words together that make absolutely no sense and it's absolutely ridiculous, but I understand why foreigners enjoy those things.

Who gives a shit if it makes sense? IT'S A BANGER

 

[FetchFugly]

Mr Dotter is QUITE LOVELY

 

[D5K]

Has anyone worked out which one is Marcus and which one is Martinus yet?