Melodifestivalen 2024: Grand Final (Stockholm)

[Sheena]

Has anyone worked out which one is Marcus and which one is Martinus yet?

HAVE THEY?

 

[Soldi]

Spain. They put all those words together that make absolutely no sense and it's so ridiculous, but I understand why foreigners enjoy those things.

It’s not like ANY of these songs are LYRICAL MASTERPIECES!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Jacqueline is better on EVERY LEVEL to Maria Sur

 

[dmlaw]

Has anyone worked out which one is Marcus and which one is Martinus yet?

They are actually one organism named Marcusandmartinus.

 

[D5K]

Spain. They put all those words together that make absolutely no sense and it's so ridiculous, but I understand why foreigners enjoy those things.

That’s been bugging me and I barely speak Spanish!

 

[Lucille]

Love Danny’s mic spin!!!!

 

[Sheena]

Jacqueline is better on EVERY LEVEL to Maria Sur

INCORRECT

 

[Lucille]

Love Danny’s mic spin!!!!

I think I’m in love with the OLD SLAG.

 

[Lucille]

Screaming at the pic of Danny on his Wikipedia.

 

[Kratz]

I'm astonished the juries put M&M top

 

[VoR]

Cazzi second is sending me

 

[Kratz]

Cazzi second is sending me

I'm thrilled!

 

[auretz]

I’m more confused by Cazzi Opeia somehow being second!

 

[dmlaw]

Screaming at the pic of Danny on his Wikipedia.

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It does look like the sort of photo that usually accompanies a news story that finishes with the words ‘the trial continues’.

 

[Suomi]

With a jury lead it’s hard to see anyone else win, even if M&M get a lower televote than expected.

I mean, with that lead the idea that anyone else can win is absurd

 

[FetchFugly]

HIM AGAIN

 

[Sheena]

“Everyone is on their feet in front of us”

*cut to shot of everyone sat down politely clapping*

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Whatever the fuck this is, I don't want it

 

[Lucille]

SICK OF HIM!

 

[Lucille]

It’s making me LONG for PORTUGAL.

 

[Sheena]

Why can’t we just have some NICE MELODIFESTIVALEN SONGS OR SOMETHING?

 

[dmlaw]

When they mentioned Bjorn, I was expecting Bjorn from ABBA. As if Sweden has more than one.

 

[Lucille]

I’d rather have that OLD MAN from San Marino AGAIN.

 

[Sheena]

Hasn’t Carola got a new load of RELIGIOUS NONSENSE HIDDEN UNDER A DISCO BANGER to FLOG?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Normally I will defend Loreen's commitment to a life of leisure but her laziness has gone TOO FAR, inflicting this SHITE on us

 

[Kratz]

 

[FetchFugly]

The females in the audience seem to be entranced by him.

 

[auretz]

They’d better not make him their spokesperson at ESC again

 

[Sheena]

I can’t warm to HER either

 

[Alla]

 

[Madíson]

We could just switch to Portugal 15 minutes early.

 

[Alla]

Results! So nervous, who will win?

 

[dmlaw]

We could just switch to Portugal 15 minutes early.

Let’s not get carried away. In four hours we’ll be praying for this sort of quality.

 

[FetchFugly]

Brackie looks nonplussed.

 

[Lucille]

The twinks are the only ones looking nervous because everyone else knows it’s over!

 

[D5K]

Any chance of a televote boost giving another second place for Danny?

 

[Madíson]

The twinks are the only ones looking nervous because everyone else knows it’s over!

Twinnks

 

[Raining on Me]

Did they keep the voting open after revealing the scores from each country? Surely that's a bit off?

Not that it'll make any difference I'm sure but still

 

[FetchFugly]

Did they keep the voting open after revealing the scores from each country? Surely that's a bit off?

Not that it'll make any difference I'm sure but still

They always do, I think.

 

[Soldi]

Dotter LAST!