Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling Four (Malmö)

[ButterTart]

Thank heavens for some BREEZY SILLY FUN

There’s nothing breezy or silly about a song with more cultural significance than Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How long does it take to set up a paper vaginal cavity?

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if the next song will live down to the expectations I had of it during the snippet.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh it's not even Mans next!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BE GOOD
DO GOOD
LOOK GOOD

 

[FetchFugly]

ABOUT TIME

 

[Lucille]

BE GOOD
DO GOOD
LOOK GOOD

GO OFF ZEN!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh why are they wasting Hall Om Mig on her?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ButterTart]

What very special episode of Grange Hill was this from again?

 

[Lucille]

And she doesn’t understand the irony.

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh not living in a frame... OF SHAME

 

[D5K]

Is she singing BEEP BEEP BEEP or is my smoke alarm going off?

 

[ButterTart]

This is actively horrific.

 

[win_the_game]

Why is she dressed as a FRILLED LIZARD?

 

[Penelope]

HATE IT, BYE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is giving MOLDOVAN NATIONAL FINAL

 

[Penelope]

Oh actually the production just became quite nice. Bit LATE really

 

[ButterTart]

And she doesn’t understand the irony.

I was just thinking ‘practice what you preach, love’

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did she win this as a prize on Swedish Blue Peter or something?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh actually the production just became quite nice. Bit LATE really

Shame she’s got the vocal power of a budgerigar’s queef.

 

[Penelope]

Well that's coming LAST

 

[D5K]

Come back Malou all is forgiven

 

[FetchFugly]

The dancing

She makes Wickihalder look like a right mover.

 

[Lucille]

Oh he’s got his hairy tits out at least.

 

[ButterTart]

That may very possibly be the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the Melodifestivalen stage, and I’ve lived through two Cazzi Opeia entries.

 

[D5K]

I haven’t heard any of this so I’m looking forward to being as underwhelmed as the rest of Moopy soon.

 

[Penelope]

Måns having the FINAL TOUCHES of TOUCHE ÉCLAT APPLIED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God, sexist pig usurping Nanne as the driver

 

[FetchFugly]

Why has he kicked our Nanne out of the driving seat?

 

[Suomi]

That may very possibly be the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the Melodifestivalen stage, and I’ve lived through two Cazzi Opeia entries.

 

[D5K]

God, sexist pig usurping Nanne as the driver

I think she probably had a few wines at lunchtime

 

[ButterTart]

Is he acknowledging his older, better songs again now?

 

[Lucille]

God, sexist pig usurping Nanne as the driver

She must’ve been over the legal limit at this point.

 

[Lucille]

Would still let him tear my hole into shreds like a wet paper bag.

 

[ButterTart]

show diction pls

 

[Lucille]

Why’s the pussy ON FIRE?

 

[Penelope]

The heart started going off obnoxiously fast.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh this really isn't it at all!

 

[Lucille]

Nothing worse than finding shreds of toilet paper in someone’s hole.