At least we know it won't be Jess Glynne. You can decide for yourselves if that is a blessing or a curse.Plus ‘Minor Celebrities DEAD’ would imply that there has been some sort of hideous accident at the Mayfair branch of Sexy Fish.
The whole point is for it to be a DEAD thread though!“Minor celebrity deaths” would be a good compromise.
People bastardising the English language should not be acceptable.
The whole point is for it to be a DEAD thread though!
Sorry but English Grammar DEAD, and so it shall remain
Tomiko Itooka, who was awarded the Guinness World Record status last year,
Maybe eating more than one banana a day is what killed herI know I will likely never qualify for a Guardian obituary. But if I do, I really really hope they find something more substantial than "enjoys bananas"
...with Paddington looming in the shadows, nibbling on a marmalade sandwich while polishing his scythe.Are the Guinness people schlepping out to a different nursing home every 6 months or so for a photo opp with a certificate, like absolute HARBINGERS OF DEATH?