MOTHERFESTIVALEN 2023: Deltävling 4 (Malmö) - ft. Lorraine (sp?)

[Kratz]

@RaspberrySwirl we need the Loreen verdict from the bottom your shot your load in tonight.

All of them

 

[FetchFugly]

I know now is not the time but that Marcus and Martinus song really is about ten times better than I thought it could be. Not even entertaining Maria Sur.

I would also like an extended Tattoo with at least an additional thirty seconds of barely comprehensible wailing.

 

[Apoca]

Tattoo pops very nicely in studio.

I just wish they had transitioned second chorus into middle 8 a bit better.

 

[HalamaK]

I feel like I've come thrice this evening and have not yet shot once.

 

[HalamaK]

This thread has more posts than the one about UK's most important man!

 

[ButterTart]

This thread has more posts than the one about UK's most important man!

We have a Gary Wilmot thread?

 

[HalamaK]

 

[Christian]

I can’t even imagine the SCENES in the Swedish church following the stage invasion.

I don't imagine a single person would have raised an eyebrow.

Dullest gig in town!

 

[HalamaK]

Loreen outtrending Melodifestivalen 2023 six to one


Outpolling SIP four to one

 

[Lucille]

Is that 11.9 TRILLION TWEETS?

 

[HalamaK]

Is that 11.9 TRILLION TWEETS?

Must be

 

[HalamaK]

 

[Lucille]

The industriousness of the gay that leaked that so quickly.

 

[Suomi]

If by many you mean our dear departed @Suomi, then yes.

Darling, I’m not quite dearly departed, I’ve just needed the time and space to create a thread about the hope for an anti-racist moopy.

Coming very soon (and if you’re worried about a namecheck, you should be)

LOREEN UP!

 

[Lucille]

@Suomi did dear Pen-Pen survive the stage invasion?

 

[Alla]

@Suomi did dear Pen-Pen survive the stage invasion?

Do you fear they beat him up to death? I hope he's alive (in jail)

 

[Suomi]

@Suomi did dear Pen-Pen survive the stage invasion?

He was the one holding me BACK!

 

[HalamaK]

Darling, I quite dearly departed. LOREEN UP!

MOTHER, RESURRECTOR OF @Suomi!

 

[Rita]

Omg was that @Rita on the piano just then?

I’m very good with my hands babe, but not so good with with the old ivory keys. D flat was my note I didn’t make it in Havana for my dulcet tones.

 

[RS]

@RaspberrySwirl we need the Loreen verdict from the bottom your shot your load in tonight.

Honey I’m back and I can reveal that the couple I met were too high and unaware of Loreen.

I did get to try to imatate mother’s mask look though

Spoiler

 

[Lucille]

SCREAMING! (in fear)

 

[Penelope]

I can’t even imagine the SCENES in the Swedish church following the stage invasion.

Watching with @Suomi was - even though I should clarify I never lost belief she would go direkt as the winner at any point throughout - one of the most summarily stressful experiences of my life. Imagine what a night at Zu-Klara's is like when Horehronie comes on TIMES TEN

TOP SWEDISH CHURCH HEAT FOUR MOMENTS

1. The GAY GASPS AND PANDEMONIUM at the long shots of Tattoo post-stage invasion and the music cutting out, leaving only Mizz Lo's DISEMBODIED HOWLS like she just stepped on a Lego - the Klara feed cutting out for a split second last year could NEVER

2. Mama Lo going direkt

3. That chubby camp little pig Emil becoming a SURPRISE beloved church fav, replete with HANDCLAPS and MERA MERA MERA singalongs THROUGHOUT THE CROWDS

4. Kiana's high kick generating SQUEALS AHOY

5. Carol being welcomed as a TEAT OF SOLACE after the panic and horror and uncertainty of not knowing whether Mum Lo's votes the first time round still counted all being resolved to send her direkt, meaning we could all let our hair down and enjoy her yelling at that pianist in an awful jazz bar redoing of her Eurovision winner

 

[Penelope]

Also every song tonight was fab. Smash Into Pieces totally bang the haus down

 

[VoR]

Tattoo is #31 on UK iTunes.

 

[Apoca]

Time for a Tattoo (Stage Invasion Remix) RUSH RELEASE

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I take everything back. Tattoo will win Eurovision for the next four years. She just gave and gave and we are unworthy, but well nourished.

 

[Soldi]

 

[ButterTart]

Paul Rey once again proving circumstance, not popularity, is what gets him to the final.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I introduced my mate to Melodifestivalen last night. Instant convert, but who wouldn't be after that piece of event television.

 

[ButterTart]

I introduced my mate to Melodifestivalen last night. Instant convert, but who wouldn't be after that piece of event television.

I think my friends will be watching from now on as well. Although I did face questions after assuring them ‘it’s really rapid and well organised, no technical cock ups or pointless skits like proper Eurovision’

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I sold it as Swedish Saturday night TV channeling a hen party, but with Eurovision songs. She knew what she getting herself into. Carola was a hard sell.

 

[Soldi]

Can NOT stop listening to it.

 

[Ill Advised]

Tattoo is #31 on UK iTunes.

25 now

 

[Apoca]

 

[Lucille]

1000 of these views are me.

 

[RS]

Can NOT stop listening to it.

Same, and it just keeps getting better

 

[Apoca]

Also howling at Loreen going with a stage design favouring a cinematic 25:8 black bars landscape approach. Nonconformist icon.

Vertical video content editors in RUINS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

UGH LEGEND

 

[HalamaK]

1000 of these views are me.

225 other loons already exhumed!

 

[Star]

Just played it to little Dannii, now she wants her nails done like her.