Name something that is TOO BLOODY WOKE

[Lucille]

I’ve just checked and my nearest is in SIDCUP.

 

[lolly]

And thinking about it, I haven't seen one in ages now I'm a CITY DWELLER. They must just hover in the suburbs.

We've got several, but as I said, they started here. And they are more in residential areas than central.

I think generally they are bigger places on the High St of smaller towns though, where they don't have much competition and seem rather more exciting than they would in a bigger city setting.

 

[Sheena]

We have a Panero Lounge but it’s a bit COMMON here and the food is average at best.

Maybe I should give it another go.

 

[lolly]

I do love a brunch there. And when I've been to places I don't know particularly well (like when we were in Cirencester a few weeks back) we'll often go there as they are reliable and the menu huge.

 

[big ron]

582. ENGLANDS FOOTBALL KIT

 

[Lucille]

Are they TROLLING the hooligans with that?!!

 

[Tisch]

It's giving bisexual pride

 

[Lucille]

Omg people are ACTUALLY MAD?

 

[Lucille]

Heaven forbid a major corporation tries to be PLAYFUL!

 

[straightorbroken]

"Every hole is a goal" will be sewed on the back of the shorts next I hope. Think of the close ups.

 

[GNL]

The way this isn't even WOKE, it's just CAPITALISM. There's only so many ways to update a plain white t shirt with a cross on it somewhere, and they need to fleece the straights the same way Kylie needs to put out 60 vinyl variants for the gays.

 

[straightorbroken]

Equal opportunity shafting.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

It's giving bisexual pride

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But also, since people seems to be going g nuts over this … it ISN’T actually the bisexual pride flag. The number of thick straight men that have told me confidently that it is over the last 24 hours is astounding.

 

[big ron]

But also, since people seems to be going g nuts over this … it ISN’T actually the bisexual pride flag. The number of thick straight men that have told me confidently that it is over the last 24 hours is astounding.

Bet half of them are secretly on grindr as well

 

[Finn]

583. MEN WHO SIT DOWN TO HAVE A WEE

 

[Funky]

584. MEN WHO SIT DOWN

 

[Halli]

585. New Balance trainers

 

[aquaplex]

Cadbury store accused of erasing Easter as it advertises chocolate 'gesture eggs'

The removal of the word 'Easter' has provoked anger among the Christian community

www.gbnews.com

GESTURE EGGS

“How dare they take the religion out of a religious holiday” say people who haven’t been to church at Easter ever.

 

[Lucille]

Blueberry and Yuzu Blondies.

 

[big ron]

Cadbury store accused of erasing Easter as it advertises chocolate 'gesture eggs'

The removal of the word 'Easter' has provoked anger among the Christian community

www.gbnews.com

GESTURE EGGS

“How dare they take the religion out of a religious holiday” say people who haven’t been to church at Easter ever.

It is understood that every Cadbury Easter shell egg sold in the UK references "Easter" on the packaging.

WOKE MADNESS

 

[octophone]

Blueberry and Yuzu Blondies.

Imagine trying something you haven't eaten before. Such short-sighted wokery.

 

[GNL]

Cadbury store accused of erasing Easter as it advertises chocolate 'gesture eggs'

The removal of the word 'Easter' has provoked anger among the Christian community

www.gbnews.com

GESTURE EGGS

“How dare they take the religion out of a religious holiday” say people who haven’t been to church at Easter ever.

Jesus was not reborn from a giant creme egg on Easter Sunday to be erased like this.

 

[Mugatu]

I've capitulated and purchased the new woke England shirt (as in a cheaper copy of it from a sweatshop) to wear on holiday while staggering around like a typical pissed Brit. It's just a simple act of radical decolonial praxis.

 

[Saltwater]

583. MEN WHO SIT DOWN TO HAVE A WEE

It's more hygienic!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's more hygienic!

And you won't drop your phone in the loo either!

 

[GinAg (39)]

587. London Underground Adverts

 

[Ellie]

587. London Underground Adverts

So the show Hot-Diggity Dog should now be Cold-Coddity Cucumber?

 

[Dark Carnival]

588. Sofia Coll

 

[Halli]

599. Everyman Cinemas

 

[Halli]

600. Dark chocolate easter eggs

 

[Halli]

601. The Laines Brighton

 

[Finn]

600. Dark chocolate easter eggs

602. VEGAN AND DAIRY FREE EASTER EGGS

 

[lolly]

603. SINGLE ORIGIN EASTER EGGS

 

[Tisch]

601. The Laines Brighton

It's either The Lanes or The North Laine

 

[big ron]

604. TEENS NOT BEING ALLOWED TO VAPE

 

[big ron]

It's either The Lanes or The North Laine

605. SPELLING CORRECTIONS

 

[Tisch]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE LOCATIONS THREAD.

Bloody woke moopy, confusing me.

 

[Halli]

It's either The Lanes or The North Laine

NORTH LAINE then. that's the WOKEST

 

[Tisch]

NORTH LAINE then. that's the WOKEST

Oh FOR SURE. Full of woke hippies

 

[Halli]

Oh FOR SURE. Full of woke hippies

and VEGETARIAN/VEGAN CAFFFEZ! That AINT a CHAIN!!! ffs!