Phillip Schofield's Career DEAD? 🤷‍♀️ The Castaway Years

[Zu]

Actually someone normally sensible was recently trying to convince me that Tommy Robinson is OK. Has he got some sort of promo going on?

 

[Shoat]

Clearly must have thought you were talking about the 1940s footballer Tommy Robinson

 

[Zu]

Well it wasn’t ME who brought him up

In any case, I only ever talk about Eurovision, Iceland savouries, Phil & Holly, hairy backs and Enya. I have no other content

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Well it wasn’t ME who brought him up

In any case, I only ever talk about Eurovision, Iceland savouries, Phil & Holly, hairy backs and Enya. I have no other content

The lack of PUMPKIN here is CONCERNING to say the least

 

[Zu]

Well it wasn’t ME who brought him up

In any case, I only ever talk about Eurovision, Iceland savouries, Phil & Holly, hairy backs and Enya. I have no other content

AND PUMPKIN

Plus anything about TRASH FOOD

C’EST TOUT

 

[jivafox]

 

[Tetris-Rock]

I’m seeing backlash to this speech today that is actually, to some extent, helping Schofield. People didn’t like Holly loads in the first place because of the queue-jumping saga and now she’s seen as having dropped her friend like a stone. If there is anything that the public hates more than a man who has fucked up, it is a woman IN GENERAL.

 

[TiShh]

 

[lolly]

 

[Zu]

But 100,000 STAYED

Not including me

 

[Finnland]

Still a net gain of 100k. Fuck a runner to get ahead, Lorraine

 

[Zu]

Very nice interview today with the fabulous Sarah Beeny looking RECOVERED AND LOVELY

 

[Zu]

Actually Sarah could turn me VERY VAGUELY straight*. Fantastic speaking voice

*Although not if FAT ALI OFF MEDINA were available and first in the queue

 

[lolly]

But 100,000 STAYED

Not including me

Almost the exact population of HEMEL HEMPSTEAD!

Coincidence?

 

[Rita]

Phillip Schofield spotted on rare night out with This Morning star

The pair shared a warm embrace.

metro.co.uk

 

[Rita]

I must say I thought this was rather lovely, and glad to see he looks happy.

 

[cwej]

Phillip Schofield spotted on rare night out with This Morning star

The pair shared a warm embrace.

metro.co.uk

Is Schofield going by she/her pronouns now??

 

[Finnland]

Good for her! LIVE YOUR TRUTH, PHIL

 

[straightorbroken]

What a friend Phil is, doing what he can to keep Vanessa away from those custard cartons.

Too bad it wasn't another journalist called Ruth writing that.

 

[lolly]

 

[Christian]

Sheridan Smith to play Holly

 

[HalamaK]

Holly to play Holly, with the "a perspective" being Holly's!


Shaken, troubled, let down, worried for the well being of people on all sides AND full of questions

 

[jivafox]

Sheridan Smith to play Holly

AND Kim Woodburn

 

[KNT]

With Angela Griffin as Allison Hammond, Ben Whishaw as Phillip Schofield, and Suranne Jones as The Runner.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

…and a Very Special Apperance by Jackie Brambles as the This Morning sofa

 

[Christian]

Judi Dench as agony aunt Denise (90 second Oscar winning cameo)

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Inanimate Carbon Rod IS Rochelle Hulmes

 

[Jark]

Eamonn Holmes to play the role of very concerned, very slender would-be whistleblower whom nobody pays an ounce of attention to

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Casting of the 'Superstar Panel' cannot be far off

 

[Shoat]

Joel Dommett as a vengeful Gordon the Gopher

 

[Madison]

Kevin Spacey to make a stunning comeback as Dan Wootton/Martin Branning.

 

[straightorbroken]

Ruth Langsford had better be prominent, whether as an actor, cameo, wig choice, character inspiration or all of the above.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Ruth Langsford had better be prominent, whether as an actor, cameo, wig choice, character inspiration or all of the above.

Wardrobe by 'Ruth for Simply Be'

 

[Shoat]

Dr Geru Hallwell to win all of the acting accolades for her sympathetic portrayal of regular guest Katie Hopkins

 

[straightorbroken]

Wardrobe by 'Ruth for Simply Be'

Just imagine the BTS instagram stories she would post with all her glam squad egging her on to SERVE IT ROOF.

She would of course anchor both This Morning and Loose Women all week to maximise promotion with the Da*ly Ma*l shutting down all other showbiz column stories for nothing but Ruth showbiz colon stories - the website will crash, but the ad revenue from, yes, Simply Be, will be through the Ruth/roof.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Just imagine the BTS instagram stories she would post with all her glam squad egging her on to SERVE IT ROOF.

She would of course anchor both This Morning and Loose Women all week to maximise promotion with the STOP FUCKING HATE shutting down all other showbiz column stories for nothing but Ruth showbiz colon stories - the website will crash, but the ad revenue from, yes, Simply Be, will bee through the Ruth/roof.

I suggest you email that comms strategy to [email protected] right now.

Perhaps also suggest planting a story that Coleen Nolan was deemed too fat to be a Simply Be ambassador (show me the lie!)

 

[Ellie]

Sarah Lancashire to play Gino DiCampo

 

[Finnland]

Her reading of "If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike" will move the audience to tears

 

[Cloud]

Sheridan Smith to play Holly

Hattie Hayridge "fuming" according to reports

 

[Halli]

Come on we all know who needs to be in this. Clue: She is the star of Hollywood Blockbuster Gran Turismo