Post a GAY INTEREST ONLY Eurovision flop

[VoR]

As much as ESC is an LGBTQIA+ institution, I do love it when an entrant forgets that other demographics are actually watching, and inevitably bellyflops as a result of being utterly ALIENATING/REPELLENT to straights.

The first one that comes to mind for me is THIS. Serving Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, Talent and 0 points from the public



A friend of mind while watching live: "Wow, that drag queen can really sing!"

 

[Diddy]

Anggun really was amazing. 2012 really was the one, even the NULs were great

 

[COB]

One for the Björk fags:

 

[Diddy]

Obligatory mention of Mei Finegold - Same Heart



Love it even though I never learned the words except “I touch your dick” and “I'm skinning you out”

 

[VoR]

I'd argue that Suus was actively HOMOPHOBIC, but absolutely to Same Heart!

Another who could absolutely have passed for an actual drag queen!

 

[dmlaw]

Let’s be honest. Wolf Kati is a prime example of the ‘strictly for people suffering from a severe poppers overdose’ demographic.

 

[VoR]

I'm not sure you could really call this a gay anthem per se, but Esma's ATONAL, WADDLING ENTRANCE is certainly HIGH CAMP in my book

A true VISION in VELVET

 

[Diddy]

Suus was homophobic? I thought it was attacking all people with ears, regardless of orientation

 

[win_the_game]

 

[Soldi]

This thread is basically going to become my playlist when I next come home drunk after a night out

 

[VoR]

Je Ne Sais Quoi is a perfect answer in that it very nearly WON its semi final, but crashed and burned in the main show when all the tasteless heterosexuals tuned in.

 

[IntoTheDark]

 

[dmlaw]

She’s an ASFM CHAMPION. Actually, I see what you mean.

 

[Penelope]

SEND for the TOUCHE ÉCLAT!

 

[VoR]

Let's be real. You need to have sucked cock to appreciate this level of HIGH CAMP

 

[dmlaw]

Very much hope to be proven wrong about the eligibility of this one.

 

[IntoTheDark]

Let's be real. You have to have sucked cock to appreciate this level of HIGH CAMP

The backing singer in the shadows trying to hold this together is the same one responsible for Natalia Gordienko's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA moment. Eagerly awaiting another camp classic for her to fold down the fort with

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Britney very lite

 

[Soldi]

 

[Funky]

Quick question for the eductionally-challenged:

What Eurovision flop WOULDN'T be gay interest only?

 

[Penelope]

Quick question for the eductionally-challenged:

What Eurovision flop WOULDN'T be gay interest only?

 

[VoR]

Quick question for the eductionally-challenged:

What Eurovision flop WOULDN'T be gay interest only?

Loads!

Case in point

 

[win_the_game]

 

[Soldi]

WHAT A WOMAN!

 

[win_the_game]

One of my favourite Eurovision stories is that a friend of former poster ameraal was responsible for the styling. Said friend described Sofi as 'difficult to work with'.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Lest we forget.

 

[Penelope]

 

[Penelope]

One of the most EARTH-SHATTERING key changes - and miscarriages of STYLING OCH CONSULTING - of ALL TIME!

 

[Penelope]

Did this set the template? (even if the few televotes that year make it look like it could've potentially got QUITE the audience had it been Europe-wide)

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Yeah, I would say Paul Oskar was the template/innovator of SULTRY PROVOCATION on stage.

Though due respect to Eva Santamaria for whatever she was trying here

 

[Diddy]

Je Ne Sais Quoi is a perfect answer in that it very nearly WON its semi final, but crashed and burned in the main show when all the tasteless heterosexuals tuned in.

Truly the world of the heterosexual is a SICK and BORING LIFE!

 

[auretz]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Very much hope to be proven wrong about the eligibility of this one.

This is BLASPHEMY

 

[Jacques]

Ukraine's best entry of the 2010s in all honesty.

 

[IntoTheDark]

Ukraine's best entry of the 2010s in all honesty.

How the juries loved this yet the televoters loathed it, is beyond me.

 

[Kratz]

Everything, EVERYTHING about this remains brilliant. It is so wonderfully staged and I cannot help but jauntily bounce around like Hera whenever I listen to it.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Lest we forget.

I posted the video but arguably the live performance is even more exclusively gay interest.

 

[Penelope]

Everything, EVERYTHING about this remains brilliant. It is so wonderfully staged and I cannot help but jauntily bounce around like Hera whenever I listen to it.

Nothing like a BREASTY CRABDANCE of a SATURDAY EVENING

 

[Penelope]

One that really BROUGHT THE HAUS DOWN at the Royal Oak



TENK YOO YUUROP - YOO R D BEST!!!

 

[auretz]

Every single aspect of this performance (not least including Anabel Conde in full meltdown mode) was clearly arranged and choreographed by Andorra La Vella's gay elite