SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025)

[Penelope]

WHEREFORE RICH CIOLINO?!

 

[Lucille]

 

[auretz]

Paola & Chiara, Alexia, Eiffel 65, Anna Tatangelo, Elettra Lamborghini and Mietta all rejected

 

[Marina Salty]

How dare they?

 

[Tisch]

Paola & Chiara, Alexia, Eiffel 65, Anna Tatangelo, Elettra Lamborghini and Mietta all rejected

Oh chuck them in, what's 7 entries between friends?

 

[VoR]

There’s always San Marino!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

There’s always San Marino!

Paola and Chiara are so San Marino Outlet Experience coded

 

[Penelope]

Paola and Chiara are so San Marino Outlet Experience coded

On a 2-for-1 offer with the Gatling guns?

 

[Kratz]

Paola and Chiara are so San Marino Outlet Experience coded

Why is this SO TRUE

 

[Lucille]

Imagine Furore playing in the Monge cafe at the San Marino Outlet Experience Experience as cum dribbles out of your arse.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Imagine Furore playing in the Monge cafe at the San Marino Outlet Experience Experience as cum dribbles out of your arse.

Best day of my life, would kill myself the next morning.

 

[Lucille]

Well you know where you could get the FIREARM!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Paola & Chiara, Alexia, Eiffel 65, Anna Tatangelo, Elettra Lamborghini and Mietta all rejected

JUSTICE4ELETTRA

 

[win_the_game]

Paola & Chiara, Alexia, Eiffel 65, Anna Tatangelo, Elettra Lamborghini and Mietta all rejected

I was hoping Patty Pravo would get the 'older' ticket over Marcella to be honest.

 

[Soldi]

I’m sure the Lamborghini family can buy her a win in San Marino.

 

[win_the_game]

I’m sure the Lamborghini family can buy her a win in San Marino.

Only €300k if you believe what Arisa said when San Marino approached her.

 

[Soldi]

What a BARGAIN!

 

[win_the_game]

Mahmood back as a songwriter. She really needs a hobby.

 

[Penelope]

I believe it is technically his JOB

 

[Soldi]

Quite looking forward to a Mahmood written Noemi entry though

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

omg what was it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

omg what was it

That they were adding yet another act to the lineup!

 

[Lucille]

YAY!

 

[Penelope]

That they were adding yet another act to the lineup!

If it isn't RICH CIOLINO me and my buddies will be desecrating E.T's corpse with hammers

 

[Dark Carnival]

That they were adding yet another act to the lineup!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

One of the selected acts is currently in the middle of a cancellation tour, so it will be interesting to see what comes of this:

Tony Effe: Rome New Year's Eve concert mired in sexism row

Italian rapper Tony Effe has been dropped from the line-up of Rome's New Year's Eve concert following a controversy over his sexist and misogynistic lyrics.

www.wantedinrome.com

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I see they're making Junior Sanremo as insufferable as Adult Sanremo with JUST AS MUCH PADDING

 

[win_the_game]

There are only 8 songs competing in the Sanremo Giovani final. They have to pad it out somehow.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I'm not watching this but they are releasing the songtitles as it goes along (which helpfully someone on Reddit is posting )

So far:
- Achille Lauro - Incoscienti giovani
- Brunori Sas - L'albero delle noci
- Clara - Febbre
- Emis Killa - Demoni
- Francesco Gabbani - Viva la vita
- Gaia - Chiamo io, chiamo tu
- Giorgia - La cura per me
- Irama - Lentamente
- Marcella Bella - Pelle diamante
- Serena Brancale - Anema e core
- Shablo ft. Gue, Joshua & Tormento - La mia parola
- Simone Cristicchi - Quando sarai piccola

 

[Lucille]

- Achille Lauro - Incoscienti giovani

Me putting this into google translate.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Me putting this into google translate.

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[Lucille]

I’m sure in Italian it’s probably just a metaphor for a DELICIOUS PLUM!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can an Italian confirm it isn't UNWISE AND ALSO ILLEGAL please

 

[win_the_game]

Can an Italian confirm it isn't UNWISE AND ALSO ILLEGAL please

All I can say is that he turned up at Sanremo YOUNG tonight dressed like a PIMP.

 

[win_the_game]

Also they've revealed this year's NO EXPENSE SPARED logo.

 

[Lucille]

Looks like a provincial cage fighting league.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Still a better font than Eurovision Proper though

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Rest of the list:
- Bresh - La tana del granchio
- Coma_Cose - Cuoricini
- Elodie - Dimenticarsi alle 7
- Fedez - Battito
- Francesca Michielin - Fango in paradiso
- Joan Thiele - Eco
- Lucio Corsi - Volevo essere un duro
- Massimo Ranieri - Tra le mani un cuore
- Modà - Non ti dimentico
- Noemi - Se t'innamori muori
- Olly - Balorda nostalgia
- Rkomi - Il ritmo delle cose
- Rocco Hunt - Mille vote ancora
- Rose Villain - Fuorilegge
- Sarah Toscano - Amarcord
- The Kolors - Tu con chi fai l'amore
- Tony Effe - Damme 'na mano
- Willie Peyote - Grazie ma non grazie

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did we get a surprise extra contestant or was that fake news after all?