Spain 2022 - Chanel · SloMo

[Soldi]

Complete fanwank, if there’s any justice they won’t even qualify tonight.

 

[Alla]

Oh TVE not Salvador Sobral performing tonight

 

[Alla]

Terra is mostly supported by some euroqueens who think it would do very well in Eurovision (I strongly disagree) and everyone from Galicia, which I understand, as they made history as the first non Spanish official language in the national final. Anyone I know that is not a euroloon prefers Rigoberta and/or Rayden.

 

[Pingu]

Yeah I feel Rayden and Rigoberta are the only options if Spain has its eyes on a good result.

Slo mo is exactly the kind of thing it should have been sending 5 years ago but I feel that ship might have sailed now.

 

[Pingu]

Also the only thing I really want tonight is for Postureo to qualify. @Alla does it have any chance or should I brace for disappointment?

 

[Alla]

Unless TVE is losing their mind they'll make sure to have the biggest name by a mile in the final. I mean, I don't think they have a chance to win, but I can't see Azúcar Moreno not qualifying.

 

[Pingu]

Terra is mostly supported by some euroqueens who think it would do very well in Eurovision (I strongly disagree) and everyone from Galicia, which I understand, as they made history as the first non Spanish official language in the national final. Anyone I know that is not a euroloon prefers Rigoberta and/or Rayden.

I don't know why but I'm really surprised by that!

 

[Alla]

Sorry to tell you @Pingu, after rehearsals it looks there are some surprises (Blanca Paloma for some reason is a sure qualifier for everyone there ) and the press thinks Azúcar Moreno might not make it. We'll see.

 

[Pingu]

Hmm yeah to be honest I had Blanca Paloma as the kind of thing that could make it - although it’s also the kind of thing that observers go nuts for in the hall and nobody at home cares about so who knows…

Please tell me that awful boyband’s non-song is being massively overhyped and there’s a chance it’ll crash and burn.

 

[Alla]

The boyband should finish dead last.

 

[Alla]

My prediction nobody asked for tonight:

1 Tanxugueiras
2 Blanca Paloma
3 Chanel
4 Varry Brava
5 Azúcar Moreno
6 That dreadful boyband

Not sure about Chanel but I'm gonna trust my friend who saw all the rehearsals and says she's amazing.

 

[Saltwater]

I hope there's not an Armando and Alfredo style ballad among them.

 

[Saltwater]

Are they going to stream the broadcast?

 

[Alla]

Are they going to stream the broadcast?

They better do, it's the first time they're putting a decent show, so they should, even when most of Europe will be sleeping but whatever. BRING IT ON

 

[Alla]

Are they going to stream the broadcast?

Hopefully you should be able to watch it here:

MAESTROS DE LA COSTURA

MAESTROS DE LA COSTURA

www.rtve.es

 

[ButterTart]

Emetic ballad is one way to describe THIS…

DoOOo IiiIIiIiT FOR YOUR LOVER

 

[Alla]

Stop trashing this thread, BT

 

[COB]

I've put it on, I'm a bit tired but we'll see how long I'll last. Thank you @Alla either way!

 

[COB]

Also I haven't heard any of the songs yet.

 

[COB]

Why is it on so late, is Spain just LIKE THAT sometimes?

 

[Alla]

Why is it on so late, is Spain just LIKE THAT sometimes?

Primetime in Spain

 

[Saltwater]

They have a viaje Eurovision pre-show on now, it's nice.

 

[COB]

Primetime in Spain

Well if you will all have an afternoon nap I suppose! I've always been a bit jealous of that, culturally

 

[ButterTart]

They have a viaje Eurovision pre-show on now, it's nice.

Watching now; when did Liza Tarbuck represent Spain?

 

[ButterTart]

Nice muff.

 

[COB]

Rosa singing the Macarena

 

[dmlaw]

Why is it on so late, is Spain just LIKE THAT sometimes?

If it was on any later, it would start to cut into Spanish dinner time.

 

[Alla]

UGH

 

[COB]

If it was on any later, it would start to cut into Spanish dinner time.

Somewhere on a Spanish pop forum, @TartaManteca breathes a sigh of relief...

 

[COB]

UGH

The thunder sounds dubbed over her singing was quite funny though

 

[COB]

EDURNE

 

[Saltwater]

Tres el quesito

 

[Soldi]

Lucía

 

[Alla]

Alfred singing with his mouth full of bees, dear god

 

[COB]

This sound editing is like one of those 'music video without music' edits you get on YouTube

 

[Saltwater]

Maybe it's because of the nostalgia, or the wine, but I love every song they've referred to. They deserved better most of the time.
Except Alfredo and Armando.

 

[Soldi]

Omg the Manel shade

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHAT IS THIS PRODUCTION!?

 

[Soldi]

Oh fuck off you SOPPY PAIR OF CUNTS

 

[COB]

Has there been a sniff of Mirela at any point?