The Charles III Years + cancer diagnosis (1 Viewer)

[AGinAg (39)]

@Rita as requested

For all your Charli fan fiction, wank bank and tampon related banter.

 

[octophone]

Popbitch have run a couple of stories making it clear that our new king has a massive knob.

 

[Rita]

So is he going to get rid of Andrew? What does a new slimmed down Royal Family actually look like?

 

[Rita]

The majorly overinflated figures of how many people actually watched the funeral was quite funny. It is looking increasingly like no one cares.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

True Romance
Sucker
No. 1 Angel
Pop 2
Vroom Vroom (EP)
Charli
How I'm feeling Now
Crash
Charli III

 

[lolly]

The majorly overinflated figures of how many people actually watched the funeral was quite funny. It is looking increasingly like no one cares.

Um, if you're basing this on the TV ratings I posted, I fucked up.

 

[Rita]

Um, if you're basing this on the TV ratings I posted, I fucked up.

I was more talking about the 4 billion worldwide that forgot to tune in.

 

[lolly]

I was more talking about the 4 billion worldwide that forgot to tune in.

Oh them, yes.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Popbitch have run a couple of stories making it clear that our new king has a massive knob.

Sausage knob.

 

[GNL]

He won't be at Hoopla then.

 

[COB]

Any chance of a coronation bank holiday weekend?

 

[Kaleen]

A Saturday coronation is probably so they won’t have to give another bank holiday.

 

[Pingu]

Stingy bastard. We weren’t even allowed to enjoy the one last month!

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Camilla's monogram is much nicer than Charles'

 

[Iguana]

It's like the letters are strangling themselves

 

[AGinAg (39)]

It's like the letters are strangling themselves

It's how she'll die.

 

[lolly]

It still looks like a cheap pendant by Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It still looks like a cheap pendant by Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

Show me the lie tho

 

[Kaleen]

Camilla's monogram is much nicer than Charles'

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That is UGLY AS FUCK

 

[octophone]

Whoever designed that also does those death metal logos that look like lightning hit a crisp packet.

 

[octophone]

...although I read we are getting a holiday for the coronation?

 

[Pingu]

Yep, Monday 8th May is an extra bank holiday, but the regular May holiday is staying as Monday 1st rather than moving to the Friday because of local elections, so no four day weekend this time.

 

[Kaleen]

...although I read we are getting a holiday for the coronation?

It's on a Saturday, I thought they may move the May Bank Holiday to a week later?

 

[Kaleen]

Yep, Monday 8th May is an extra bank holiday, but the regular May holiday is staying as Monday 1st rather than moving to the Friday because of local elections, so no four day weekend this time.

Ah. Well means I only need to book 4 days off work for Eurovision week!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's on a Saturday, I thought they may move the May Bank Holiday to a week later?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm a little worried that they'll time train strikes on that Monday now. I'm not sure the unions will be as reticent about strikes during the coronation the way they were about the funeral (and they definitely shouldn't be)

 

[Kaleen]

I'm a little worried that they'll time train strikes on that Monday now. I'm not sure the unions will be as reticent about strikes during the coronation the way they were about the funeral (and they definitely shouldn't be)

Is this to get to Liverpool?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this to get to Liverpool?

Yeah

 

[Kaleen]

Yeah

I am probably gonna drive down. So far I have four empty seats.

 

[Phoenix]

Who would have guessed that the staff are a bunch of racists

UK royal family staff quits after racist comments to charity boss

Buckingham Palace says the staff member who made ‘unacceptable’ comments to Ngozi Fulani stepped aside.

www.aljazeera.com

 

[lolly]

I still read the title of the thread and 'Charles III' takes a while to make sense.

 

[jivafox]

Diana never liked that Lady Susan.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Diana never liked that Lady Susan.

Our Queen of Hearts of course would never associate with that.

Forever in our hearts

 

[Art Decade]

Man arrested after egg allegedly thrown at King Charles III

LONDON (AP) — A man was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of assault after an egg was allegedly hurled towards King Charles III during a visit to a town center, police said. Bedfordshire Police said a man in his 20s was being questioned over an alleged common assault.

apnews.com

 

[Madison]

New banknotes:

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Well they've tried their best to sexify him but it doesn't give me any Mmmmmy lips HURT vibes sorry not sorry

 

[Lucille]

Diana never liked that Lady Susan.

Any relation to LITTLE SUSAN?

 

[AGinAg (39)]

What a SPECIMAN

 

[Sheena]

Why is taking until 2024 to get them in circulation?

Especially as we basically have HYPER INFLATION anyway and will all be taking WHEELBARROWS of cash to the shop to get a loaf of bread by JUNE.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Why is taking until 2024 to get them in circulation?

Especially as we basically have HYPER INFLATION anyway and will all be taking WHEELBARROWS of cash to the shop to get a loaf of bread by JUNE.

AND he might be DEAD by then