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Oh and Dorit suddenly PIPING UP in a mild panic when the traceability of off-shore bank accounts were mentioned ![eyes :eyes: :eyes:](/styles/default/customsmilies/eyes.gif)
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Hottest rivalry: Obviously Kyle, though as I said in Kyle’s entry, reducing whatever the fuck their thing is to a “hot rivalry” feels like comparing a mummy’s curse to a head cold.
The absolute apex of this, for me, was when Lisa Rinna spent all of season five talking shit about Kim’s addiction, so Kim waited until the women were at dinner in Amsterdam to rain unholy fucking terror upon her. Kim nuked the entire table so hard that the scene ended with all the other Housewives huddled crying on an anonymous Dutch stoop.
No now I do disagree there, and I am yet to read an argument that convinces me Kyle is a villain. I think she is often guilty of trying to please everybody at the same time (with a slight martyr complex), but ultimately she has a mischievous streak and a great sense of humour. I think it’s hard to comment on her relationship with Kim as there is so much history prior to the show, and I think it is always going to be lose-lose for Kyle however she tries to help her sister.
I might as well post the Kyle one too, who came RANK LAST out of all Housewives this person was writing up at the time (119th)
I love this! Just jumping in to say that when @Suomi and I move house one day, I’m planning a game night room with portraits of Kyle Richards on every wall because she is easily my favourite complex protagonist of all time. She’s very empathetic, comedic, and grounded for a housewife, but also quite self-obsessed and always cries before the person she is empathising with starts crying. She’s not above instigating a mess or letting her chaotic evil streak out at game night or in limos, when generally I think she’s a true neutral who does the wrong things by others (including Kim) due to a misguided need for harmony and what feels fair to her.
I have this with @Iguana and New York all the time (not as much now Bethenney's departed)Last night I heard yelling in the lounge room and thought my bf was fighting with someone on the phone but he was just shouting at the latest episode of this on the TV
I have this with @Iguana and New York all the time (not as much now Bethenney's departed)we call it the "Women yelling in background" noise.
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Yeah I tend to fall asleep watching it and the fighting/shouting noise is like a lullaby to me but the BF then turns the telly off and then I have to haul my AZZ to bedLast night I heard yelling in the lounge room and thought my bf was fighting with someone on the phone but he was just shouting at the latest episode of this on the TV
Hun who doesn't.I often sound like a slurry Dorinda at Christmas it's true.