US Election Week Results 2020

[jivafox]

Tennessee

 

[Dark Carnival]

so annoyed that there's no order geographical or alphabetical as to how the states are displayed

 

[Funky]

Accidental Creampie makes me howl

so specific! So NICHE!

 

[Phoenix]

I mean, I have no idea why this is being said on the NEWS, but what an absolute smackdown.

It’s not regular news thought, it’s his show (which yes delivers news but it’s not the 8 o’clock new).

 

[jivafox]

 

[RJN]

That reminds me of this chart, which shows that Karen's actually lean Democrat

 

[Soldi]

@Nancy 57% Republican

 

[KindaCool]

Didn't we have a Patricia on Moopy?

 

[KindaCool]

 

[RJN]

The R of RJN is featured in that chart and I am very disappointed in myself

 

[GinAg (39)]

The R of RJN is featured in that chart and I am very disappointed in myself

Your username is your initials?

 

[RJN]

Your username is your initials?

I wasn't the world's most creative teenager

 

[KindaCool]

My name is there at 50/50, which I guess is fine?

 

[COB]

Your username is your initials?

More and more people are doing it!

 

[vespertine]

Your username is your initials?

 

[Tisch]

@Iguana and I are both Trump supporters.

We're also on that chart!

 

[Diddy]

Delaware rubbing themselves raw to some hot ELECTION porn. "Ooooh a woman VOTING!"

maybe there are a lot of Japanese guys looking for unpixelated erections

 

[Mats]

I couldn't even come up with initials

 

[Diddy]

I couldn't even come up with initials

Mats off Moopy

hi MOM

 

[jivafox]

I’m a 50/50 split on that chart. AS IF!

 

[Diddy]

I spy Tischuana with an equal Trump lean YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER

 

[Diddy]

Accidental Creampie makes me howl

so specific! So NICHE!

well we’ve had accidental rimming on here before!

 

[Tisch]

I spy Tischuana with an equal Trump lean YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER

Aww we do deserve each other, BY A LOT!!!!

 

[VoR]

It really does take a special kind of person to be comfortable with lying this brazenly

 

[POP!]

A MILLION still wouldn't change the outcome hun

 

[POP!]

QOL goes to:

 

[Suomi]

What does this EVEN MEAN?

There's something linguistically interesting about the latter half of this tweet, the strange rhythm and syntax create a sort of Haiku feeling - 'Rigged Election'! a gut punch at the end.

 

[POP!]

These tweets are SENDING ME *puts on tinfoil hat*

 

[Iguana]

Well I'm convinced.

 

[RJN]

It’s so easy to go down the rabbit hole of weird conspiracy theories on Twitter. These people are 100% convinced and a good amount of them probably always will be

 

[dUb]

The post-truth era is wild

 

[RJN]

It’s wild and scary

My ex-coworker posted a petition to recount or “revote” the entire election on Facebook

 

[Phoenix]

:emoji_arrow_right: So many lies

:emoji_arrow_right: When will they get tired

:emoji_arrow_right: I guess they will all have to be dragged out

 

[KindaCool]

Yeah remember guys, when in doubt ALWAYS USE ARROWS

 

[POP!]

https://www.moopy.co.uk/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.emoji/symbols/arrow_right.emoji.svgEYEWITNESS observed a ballot completed by SCOTTISH SONGSTRESS LULU

 

[Funky]

Imagine wanting to be on THAT side of history

McEnany is staring at the lifeboats as the republicans jump in one by one and she’s like, nah, imma go full Kate Winslet and hang on to this pole and hope for the best, thanks bebz

 

[Diddy]

:emoji_arrow_right: So many lies

:emoji_arrow_right: When will they get tired

:emoji_arrow_right: I guess they will all have to be dragged out

I agree totally

but that’s a terrible haiku

 

[Phoenix]

I agree totally

but that’s a terrible haiku

There was a boy named Diddy
He gave me lippy
He is no longer giddy

 

[Peekaboo]

Haikus don't rhyme

 

[Diddy]

Haikus don't rhyme

It’s a bit of a push to say THAT rhymed either