Where Are The Velvets? A Suedey Tori Amos Top 51

[jivafox]

 

[Tisch]

I still can't forgive Unrepentant Geraldines

 

[Cerro de Casa]

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Horrific. An abomination. I can't even. Not even the shoes save it.

 

[Iguana]

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Gayngel

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I hope my favourite song of 21st century Tori, and Beekeeper smash non-hit, The Power of Orange Knickers will make the top 20 (at least), or else I’m going to be one of those girls who smile kindly and then rip your life to pieces.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Shame, shame, time to leave me now
Shame, shame, you've had your fun
Shame, shame, for letting me think
That I would be the one

 

[jivafox]

Some new photos have appeared on her website www.toriamos.com/gallery

Something is happening!

(Not @Suedey ’s countdown though )

 

[Iguana]

Some new photos have appeared on her website www.toriamos.com/gallery

Something is happening!

(Not @Suedey ’s countdown though )

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Oooh I love it!

 

[Iguana]

Reminiscent of this pose

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Some new photos have appeared on her website www.toriamos.com/gallery

Something is happening!

(Not @Suedey ’s countdown though )

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Looking good!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

tonight's mood you ask? well

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I want to kill
This waitress
She's worked here a year
Longer than I
If I did it fast
You know that's an act of kindness​

 

[rocketstail]

Some new photos have appeared on her website www.toriamos.com/gallery

Something is happening!

(Not @Suedey ’s countdown though )

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Just glad that the godawful frightwig has gone.

 

[Iguana]

ANNOUNCEMENT IMMINENT

We ARE going to do a mini moopmeet for this right @jivafox @Suedey @BoysForSeles @Tisch et al?

 

[Iguana]

@BoysForSeles can drive over here in his Saab.

 

[Diddy]

How are we on 4 pages already without a single song?!

 

[Tisch]

How are we on 4 pages already without a single song?!

This *is* the new Tori thread

 

[Iguana]

How are we on 4 pages already without a single song?!

There's been as much filler as on Abnormally Attracted To Sin.

 

[jivafox]

Omg will she play Jamaica Inn for us*

*me

 

[jivafox]

@BoysForSeles can drive over here in his Saab.

@BoysForSeles watched my instagram stories but ignored my follow request.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OMG YAY


Tori moopmeet 2022

Tori Suedey countdown 2072

 

[Diddy]

Is FAT SLUT in the countdown?
My iTunes seems particularly fond of throwing that into any mix regardless of whether it fits (it doesn’t)

 

[Iguana]

People in one Tori Facebook page keep getting upset because they're being given one-day bans by Facebook for using the song title "Fat Slut". They've been coming up with alternatives like "corpulent concubine" and "heavy-set trumpet".

And this was one @ButterTart (possibly from Prof Brian Cox):

 

[Iguana]

@BoysForSeles watched my instagram stories but ignored my follow request.

Oh dear, EWF in-fighting

 

[BoysForSeles]

@BoysForSeles watched my instagram stories but ignored my follow request.

I’ll accept you later petal, I was on the move at the time and forgot to have a nosey at who it was.

 

[BoysForSeles]

@BoysForSeles can drive over here in his Saab.

If there’s an Irish date shouldnt it be all you on the way to Ireland?

 

[Iguana]

If there’s an Irish date shouldnt it be all you on the way to Ireland?

Woop, we're all staying round @BoysForSeles', girls!

 

[Iguana]

A wing can cover all sorts of things...

@Iguana's Tori lyric of the day

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Well I think I've narrowed it down to 54!

 

[Iguana]

As long as it's not 46

 

[Iguana]

 

[jivafox]

Us: Suedey, what could be more important than starting your Tori Countdown?

@Suedey :

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I'm having a moment to 'Maybe California'

Do you really want me to start putting final touches to the top fifty-four now?

Hey, Missus, see, please don't jump
"Why not? Nothing is making sense any more to me
I don't know when I stopped making him smile
Now the kids see me cry all the time

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Curtain
Call
You climb
China's
Wall???????
​

 

[jivafox]

what,
what does it take
to make it through another day
if a feather lined with his words becomes a blade

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Yes, she's bold
Bold enough
To set fire to your plain
Her fire to your plain​

 

[jivafox]

save
you
from
that
evil faith ​

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That..... guy. ​

*mic drop*

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That being said I genuinely love the title track. It gives me swirly 'Liquid Diamonds' vibes. If only there was a bit more fire to it

Abnormallyyyyy attracteddddd toooo-oihooo1o1!!!!yaasszzzz!!! etc.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Boys all think
She's living kindness
Ask a fellow
Waitress
Ask a fellow
Waitress​

Ugh the fact that the queen predicted the whole 'be kind' bullshit back in 1994 though!!