Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Three

[Iguana]

Quite into second on the left

 

[Lucille]

Can someone get these FANNY FANCIERS off MY SCREEN.

 

[RJN]

Which one is the criminal?

 

[D5K]

I really wish we still had eight songs in each heat, way better than all this PADDING

 

[Sheena]

Quite into second on the left

You're SUCH a bottom

 

[COB]

Sorry I know he's an abusive male and all but Ralph could tit me up and glass me ANY DAY

 

[Soldi]

Which one is the criminal?

Moustache one

 

[VoR]

Which one is the criminal?

Lead singer

 

[Raining on Me]

Green - 3-9
Teal - 9-15
Blue - 16-29
Purple - 30-44
Fuschia - 45-59
Red - 60-74
Orange - 75+

Okay thank you, but...what? What does that mean?

Who is voting or..."liking" it online or something?

 

[OprahWinfrey]

What is this FUCKING SHIT

 

[Soldi]

Sweden can really FUCK OFF if this lot don’t finish LAST.

 

[Penelope]

Okay thank you, but...what? What does that mean?

Who is voting or..."liking" it online or something?

App vote.

 

[VoR]

Dying at TEAL and FUSCHIA

 

[Sheena]

This is ALSO so going through in some form

 

[Lucille]

It’s quite good when they’re not singing TBH.

 

[Iguana]

This is going AC

 

[AGinAg (38)]

MY HEAD!

 

[Madison]

Are these lyrics meant to be a sick joke?

 

[RJN]

Dying at TEAL and FUSCHIA

Fuchsia also represents the gay vote

 

[Raining on Me]

Sorry I know he's an abusive male and all but Ralph could tit me up and glass me ANY DAY

Exactly, just wipe yourself down and call the police when you're done!

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

This is very My 6th Form Common Room Hell

 

[FetchFugly]

Are these lyrics meant to be a sick joke?

NOT a bloody joke

 

[RJN]

This sounds like American radio circa 2003

 

[Suomi]

The 3-9 year olds are loving this

 

[D5K]

This is very My 6th Form Common Room Hell

Oh wow now I'm getting flashbacks

 

[VoR]

Yeah, controversy or not, this kind of song ALWAYS makes the top four.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

 

[COB]

This isn't doing it for me, and I was very much in the mood for a silly rock entry tonight!

 

[Tisch]

Not sure I really need a COVID ANTHEM in my life but I've always had a soft spot for that Eurovision heavy-rock-lite genre and this is okay.

 

[ButterTart]

This song is nowhere near as good as they think it is.

 

[Penelope]

At times like this, I think of @Suomi screaming THE POWER OF ALCAZAR COMPELS YOU while flicking a bottle of Magnus Carlsson's semen

 

[ButterTart]

funeral bit though.

 

[Soldi]

Yeah, controversy or not, this kind of song ALWAYS makes the top four.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Hopefully all the 3-9 year olds have gone to bed once the second round of voting kicks off.

 

[Madison]

Sick.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

BRING BACK NORDMAN! Didn't they burn somebody at the stake during one of their MF ATTEMPTS?

HATED this at first, but I'm coming around a little NOW.

 

[RJN]

I don't hate it

 

[Sheena]

At times like this, I think of @Suomi screaming THE POWER OF ALCAZAR COMPELS YOU while flicking a bottle of Magnus Carlsson's semen

The most shocking thing about this is that Magnus Carlsson actually produces semen.

 

[Soldi]

These times are even more dangerous when you’re going round shoving beer bottles into women's breasts.

 

[FetchFugly]

NO THANKS to that

 

[ButterTart]

This actually sounds mega amateurish by comparison to Lillasyster.

 

[Sheena]

NOW THEY'RE JUST MOCKING JESSICA