UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[win_the_game]

Surprised about Buckland. He seemed relatively competent/sane compared to his colleagues. A rare non-English accent in the cabinet too.

The Guardian are reporting Johnson wanted to offer his job to Dominic Raab. He has few big supporters so was dispensable.

 

[Funky]

I hope he does a Red Wedding and offs ALL OF THEM.

and then a year later Theresa May interrupts him in the chamber filling his fat face alone with a pork pie, rips off her mask to reveal Nicola Sturgeon as puts him out of his (and our) misery with a bread knife

#thenorthremembers

 

[Lucille]

They should televise it live in a 6 chair challenge type fashion.

 

[octophone]

"Right, step forward if you have a job in the Cabinet. Jenrick, where are you going?"

 

[Kratz]

If Therese Coffey gets sacked she might need to apply for UC (wouldn’t that be poetic).

 

[Beverley]

Apparently Liz Truss comes top in the Govt Minister satisfaction surveys on Conservative Home. Pork markets open for EVERYBODY.

 

[octophone]

Liz Truss? Oh GOD, surely she won't get Education???

 

[Iguana]

I do. Because you have to take your moments of joy with this shitshow of a government, even if they are dubiously sourced.

(And also, the context is different. Everyone knew that Tess was on the way out and he'd have another shot at cabinet. This is probably more likely to be permanent this time)

Tess really did GO IN on him though! I think I'd have cried if I was told I was essentially an ENEMY OF THE STATE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Raab is making a meal of it!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What was he before again? Just Foreign Sec or was he Deputy as well?

 

[Madíson]

What was he before again? Just Foreign Sec or was he Deputy as well?

Just Foreign Sec legally. De facto Deputy PM.

Deputy PM is a nonsense job title to flatter his ego.

 

[Madíson]

Position had been vacant since Clegg in 2015.

 

[Kate]

This is all on Carrie's orders, isn't it? Apparently she doesn't like Liz Pork Markets so we'll see.

 

[Madíson]

 

[Penelope]

If Therese Coffey gets sacked she might need to apply for UC (wouldn’t that be poetic).

Although it feels unlikely - one of the few who's seen as capable of actually running a department (unless they're possibly sick of her internally demanding the UC cut doesn't go through)

 

[Madíson]

Urgh - just realised Raab is going to be in charge of the review of the Human Rights Act.

 

[Madíson]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What about PRITI tho? Are they saving that BIG REVEAL to the end?

 

[GNL]

How did Raab get a PROMOTION after ballsing up with Afghanistan so PUBLICLY?

 

[Christian]

These tweets are very strange

 

[Diddy]

They should just bring back all the former Tory leaders for an All Stars cabinet

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

[GNL]

This is all on Carrie's orders, isn't it? Apparently she doesn't like Liz Pork Markets so we'll see.

Carrie has had ENOUGH of Liz calling Boris at a hours of the night to quiz him in indigenous plants of the British Isles.

 

[Kate]

SMIRKS AHOY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh god...this means Truss is probs new foreign sec

 

[Christian]

My Tory loon friend rates her very highly

Its truly tested out friendship

The membership love her

 

[dmlaw]

How did Raab get a PROMOTION after ballsing up with Afghanistan so PUBLICLY?

I don't think it is a promotion. Foreign Secretary is considered one of the great offices of state, whereas this isn't. It's at best a sideways move.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

How did Raab get a PROMOTION after ballsing up with Afghanistan so PUBLICLY?

It's a 'promotion' in name only. The deputy PM thing is total BS.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING CUNTING SHIT!!!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Could people stop deleting tweets that I post please?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

These tweets are very strange

Their 'branding' I guess. Some of where all the ££££££ went along with Boris' flat makeover I guess and the all singing all dancing new platform thing which no one cares about.

 

[Christian]

Their 'branding' I guess. Some of where all the ££££££ went along with Boris' flat makeover I guess and the all singing all dancing new platform thing which no one cares about.

They’re unbearable. I can’t believe I have to wake up each morning with them in charge.

 

[Madíson]

 

[Kratz]

Apparently Liz Truss comes top in the Govt Minister satisfaction surveys on Conservative Home. Pork markets open for EVERYBODY.

Yes she is wildly popular apparently!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That, ladies and gentleman, is face of evil looking at you in straight in the eye.

 

[Kratz]

How did Raab get a PROMOTION after ballsing up with Afghanistan so PUBLICLY?

It doesn’t read like a promotion to me.

 

[Madíson]

At least Truss would no longer be Equalities Minister if she got promoted.

 

[Diddy]

can we re-reshuffle (til the crowd says de-select her)

 

[Christian]

I heard Sajid David doing the interview round this morning and could barely contain myself from screaming at his horrible voice and even more horrible statements.

 

[GNL]

I read Deputy Prime Minister and ASSUMED but now understand that's not a real job.