Monday queues for security in a car park

[Soldi]

Hi loves, already been in the security queue for twenty minutes

Will I manage to have time for a breakfast pint? Place your bets now!

 

[Star]

What time is your flight?

 

[Soldi]

What time is your flight?

Not until ten past nine thankfully! I’ve just got through now, only took two hours!

 

[Soldi]

 

[Iguana]

Are we talking bets on how drunk @Soldi will be when he lands?

 

[Alex]

I've never understood the appeal of early morning beers myself

 

[Alex]

Are we talking bets on how drunk @Soldi will be when he lands?

So drunk he'll be back in Manchester ejected from the flight

 

[Beverley]

So drunk he'll be back in Manchester ejected from the flight

Here’s hoping x

 

[Lucille]

LOCK UP YOUR SONS TORINO!

 

[octophone]

I've never understood the appeal of early morning beers myself

I'm the same. I can't imagine it being a good start to the day for yr stomach.

 

[Alex]

I'm the same. I can't imagine it being a good start to the day for yr stomach.

Yes !
Plus it increases the chances of needing the loo on the plane and I cannot be arsed with the faff of THAT!

 

[COB]

Soldi is such a LAGER LOUT

 

[octophone]

Soldi, 2pm today:

 

[ButterTart]

I've never understood the appeal of early morning beers myself

I’m not really a drinker these days but I do love an early morning airport pint followed by an early morning aeroplane wine. It means you’re officially on holiday.

 

[Diddy]

Why would you kick off a holiday by mixing the GRAPE and the GRAIN?! I might as well just smack my head on the tray table and then shit myself!

 

[COB]

We are on the way to the airport, no beer for me but I have made sandwiches because I'm not paying out airport prices for lunch

 

[Sheena]

God people are AMATEURS.

Breakfast fizz
Bloody Mary
Wine on the plane
Gin and tonic when you land

EASY

 

[octophone]

Why would you kick off a holiday by mixing the GRAPE and the GRAIN?!

Is muesli OK?

 

[win_the_game]

We are on the way to the airport, no beer for me but I have made sandwiches because I'm not paying out airport prices for lunch

How Scottish!

 

[lolly]

It's like going on holiday with my mum even now

 

[Kate]

Pint at the airport, gin on the plane for me. The wine is never any good.

 

[Sheena]

Pint at the airport, gin on the plane for me. The wine is never any good.

Fair point. But the red is always drinkable. White like bleach.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I spent 90 minutes in the security queue at Leeds Bradford airport last week going to Kos.

Last night in Kos airport it took 45 seconds.

 

[Soldi]

There was no drinks service (other than bottles of water) on my first flight

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This and a pineapple juice for me. I'm aware that makes me a monster.

 

[COB]

Our queue at security was entirely nonexistent

 

[octophone]

Well, I hope all the sunseekers are doing grand because it is absolutely PISSING it down over here.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Now having a peppermint tea!

 

[big ron]

Bloody Mary is the thinking man's morning alcohol. Nutritious and boozy.

 

[Rachey]

Is everyone going on holiday I have another 2 weeks until mine and it's only to Wales.

Hi moooy.

 

[octophone]

There's some lovely bits of Wales, where are you going?

 

[Rachey]

There's some lovely bits of Wales, where are you going?

Oh yes I do love Wales. As long as it's warm. We're going to the Usk Valley I think. Spending time around Brecon which we've been to a couple of times.

It's Mandy's 40th so this is her birthday holiday, I've paid for her to go off roading one day, I shall have to sit in the car and drink wine for 3 hours.

 

[octophone]

I shall have to sit in the car and drink wine for 3 hours.

Well, there's a HARDSHIP

 

[Alex]

Oh yes I do love Wales. As long as it's warm. We're going to the Usk Valley I think. Spending time around Brecon which we've been to a couple of times.

It's Mandy's 40th so this is her birthday holiday, I've paid for her to go off roading one day, I shall have to sit in the car and drink wine for 3 hours.

Ooh you need to do the waterfall trail near Ystradfellte

 

[Rachey]

Ooh you need to do the waterfall trail near Ystradfellte

We've done that before and absolutely loved it so going to do it again!

 

[Rachey]

Well, there's a HARDSHIP

The things I do for love

 

[Alex]

We've done that before and absolutely loved it so going to do it again!

Love the one you can walk behind !

 

[Rachey]

Love the one you can walk behind !

I was too scared to do it last time cos I had slippy shoes on but Mandy did, I'm going to this time!

 

[RJN]

I recently got drunk when my flight was delayed for a few hours and then had to sit hungover and uncomfortable on the plane. But I'd probably do it again

 

[Diddy]

I don’t know how some of you people don’t just run into the road without looking both ways