Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[Lucille]

Monika casting spells through the camera

 

[dmlaw]

In a few minutes? Don’t LIE, Laura.

 

[Lucille]

Oh god let’s not re-live the turquoise carpet.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh thank Jesus it’s Austria.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Accidental cutaway to Mika’s CBeebies audition there. Rejected for being too patronising and insincere to appeal to four year olds.

instead, as well can tell by how he is dressed, he got the job presenting the 6 am weather forecast in Italy.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh god let’s not re-live the turquoise carpet.

I preferred it.

 

[Saltwater]

Omg she really can't!

 

[straightorbroken]

She certainly went to hell and back at the hairdressers.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

HOT VOX ALREADY

 

[rhythmbandit]

I really want Austria to qualify but it screams 11th place.

Edit: it probably deserves it to be fair. Those nocals!

 

[ButterTart]

Can’t believe Elmo died for that wig.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t believe we’re hoping PIA MARIA saves the night

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

she's taken the Kelly Llo classes of performing

 

[Ellie]

No.

 

[dmlaw]

It’s EVERY BIT as bad as I could have hoped. Must qualify. Must win.

 

[FetchFugly]

Pia looks exhausted by the whole thing

 

[Nancy]

Is her name a pun on TIA MARIA?

 

[straightorbroken]

That this generic arrangement of thuds is the standout is not a good sign.

 

[win_the_game]

Reach for that note Pia, ANY NOTE.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh this is quite fun after all. I hope it qualifies!

 

[PercyPig]

Who ever said in the thread for this entry it SCREAMS AWFUL LIVE VOCAL were bang on

 

[Nancy]

Is her name a pun on TIA MARIA?

Probably not. Just remembered she's not a drag queen.

 

[GinAg (39)]

ICONIQUE!

 

[straightorbroken]

Alda meets Scooter.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Cute boy too

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

did they not tell her pre-recorded vocals are allowed

this backing singer is RUINING IT FOR THIS INCREDIBLE YOUNG TALENT

 

[ButterTart]

What a lifeless stage show though

 

[dmlaw]

Just stop singing and let the backing track take the strain.

 

[Alex]

ok love this

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh it does BANG, who cares about the rest!

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh my at that note

 

[Ellie]

Acapella mix now please.

 

[Music]

Omg that money note

 

[Nancy]

She could do with stepping out of that circle.

 

[FetchFugly]

THAT NOTE

It had better go through

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

This should win

 

[GNL]

This is a banger. They should let her lip-sync, as a treat.

 

[ButterTart]

The most deserving qualifier of the night. Many would argue the only deserving qualifier of the night.

 

[Star]

This is not bad!

 

[straightorbroken]

And some ACTUAL ALEXIA please.