Next Tory leader/ UK Prime Minister (2022)

[Jark]

Nads is so deranged, you actually do have to admire her simply for scamming a job in the cabinet of government.

 

[FetchFugly]

I think Matt Hancock wants to let us know that Rishi is not only the child of a simple chemist, but grew up in a pharmacy, nay was born behind the till:

 

[GNL]

The aspirational story of how one upper middle class lad DARED TO DREAM and became upper upper class instead.

 

[Funky]

The condescension of that soundbite

“we want everyone to dream that they can be as rich as Rishi was when he born”

SCREAMING

 

[dmlaw]

Rishi dreams of a time when every private school boy can get a job at an investment bank before marrying a billionaire.

 

[Soldi]

You really couldn’t write any of this, the whole thing is hilariously ridiculous

 

[bypass]

They're all derranged. We're completely screwed for at least the next 2 and a bit years and probably longer if Mordaunt nabs it - which I suspect she will.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Suspect talk of Braverman backers going to Truss is incorrect and on balance they will go to Badenoch

Now confirmed she's going for Truss.

 

[Penelope]

I suspect even if Mordaunt wins, the only way she wins another election is by making us less screwed in the process.

 

[Madíson]

There’s going to be a TV debate tomorrow. On Channel 4 of all places:

 

[ManicKangaroo]

There are at least 3 debates planned. The second is on Sunday on ITV and the third on Sky on Monday

 

[Jark]

I can't wait to see Krishnan systematically tear Liz apart.

 

[GNL]

There’s going to be a TV debate tomorrow. On Channel 4 of all places:

What's this?! A late entrant into the race?

 

[Soldi]

What's this?! A late entrant into the race?

Malta has melted

 

[GNL]

Malta has melted

Liz Truss NUKED it

 

[Soldi]

Liz Truss NUKED it

#DestinedForGreatness

 

[Kratz]

Now confirmed she's going for Truss.

I do wonder whether her supporters will follow though. Hunt backed Sunak and quite a few didn’t. Badenoch makes more sense at least in the next round (if I was in that position).

 

[Jark]

A Badenoch supporter on Newsnight currently just absolutely tore Christian Fraser a new one when he tried to paint her as making trans right into a culture war. she came prepared!!! bit of an own goal

 

[Madíson]

Liz Truss NUKED it

Finally a policy I can get behind.

 

[Kate]

There’s going to be a TV debate tomorrow. On Channel 4 of all places:

And they want audience members. Tragically I am busy.

 

[Funky]

Could be added to the title, please

 

[big ron]

It appears the Boris brigade are turning their guns on Mourdant now for being too woke.

We’re getting Pork Markets

 

[Alex]

It appears the Boris brigade are turning their guns on Mourdant now for being too woke.

We’re getting Pork Markets

And the press turning against her as she was pro regulation of the press during Leveson

 

[VoR]

Brilliant! More infighting! In Truss we Trusst!

 

[octophone]

There was a picture of Braverman on the front of the Metro this morning, looking sad as she was driven away.

Cheered me right up. Shame it was a car rather than an ambulance but there you go...

 

[Diddy]

Liz Truss NUKED it

She’s got my vote then

 

[GinAg (39)]

Liz Truss NAKED

PHWOAR LADS

 

[Funky]

Could be added to the title, please

Yay

 

[GNL]

Uh-oh, Pen's been taking £££ from some climate change denying crank called Terence Mordaunt.

 

[Sheena]

Y’know, I’m quite HERE for the DESTRUCTION OF PENPEN. I thought she might be bulletproof.

 

[GNL]

The LGBT Conservatives getting ghosted by every single leadership candidate is quite messy.

 

[VoR]

Reminds me of the Gay Republican groups being barred from recent events while the party moved their position back to identifying homosexuality as abnormal.

“I just can’t believe this Shark took a chunk out of my leg!” cries swimmer who doused himself with blood and dove merrily into infested waters.

 

[Lucille]

The Tory party.

 

[Madíson]

The LGBT Conservatives getting ghosted by every single leadership candidate is quite messy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

But will the gay tories learn?

NO!

 

[Penelope]

Word on the street is Mordaunt's planned Chancellor is....Andrea Leadsom.

 

[Madíson]

Good grief.

 

[Iguana]

Word on the street is Mordaunt's planned Chancellor is....Andrea Leadsom.

Not a hard one to figure out - she's running her campaign!

 

[GNL]

Not a hard one to figure out - she's running her campaign!

And she's running it AS A MOTHER.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

And she's running it AS A MOTHER.

I bet Mordaunt’s daily packed lunch is TOP NOTCH. Capri-Suns for everyone!