Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat)

[funky]

What was the big flag that Switzerland was holding in the flag parade? He had Swiss flag on his back but was holding another flag?

 

[Marina Salty]

I so so love this

 

[lolly]

It's horrible being suspicious of ALL audience noise

 

[dmlaw]

The Eurovision app keeps beeping at me. Fuck off. I shall vote during the interval LIKE GOD INTENDED.

 

[RS]

They've been MUTED. No way would a home crowd by that quiet for their own song.

I meant before the songs started

 

[Rita]

What a HOT MESS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's horrible being suspicious of ALL audience noise

You're right to be. Even Spain has been found to have weird crowd noise

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What was the big flag that Switzerland was holding in the flag parade? He had Swiss flag on his back but was holding another flag?

Non binary fish

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Non binary fish

*FLAG!!

 

[lolly]

Had this been twenty years ago, this would be a spoof on the next series of French and Saunders.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nice ending!

 

[Alex]

This Ukraine song just gets better and better with each listen LOVE

 

[ButterTart]

Ukraine remains a thoroughly whelming been-there-done-that affair.

 

[Raining on Me]

I love Ukraine so much. Rapping goes on slightly too long but it's wonderful and, well *looks for generic descriptive words* haunting

Can understand why they'd try to prevent them winning again, but it feels like there are bigger problems tonight

 

[Rita]

It’s lovely to have an ex BB star representing Ukraine.

 

[lolly]

I guarantee @Star is thinking about what colour fire extinguisher she'd be running on stage with right now

 

[win_the_game]

Couldn't quite hear Ukraine at the end over the fake cheering.

 

[ButterTart]

Here’s Wish Michael Rice

 

[Suedehead]

Ukraine thanks but no

 

[Rita]

Who does this guy sound like??

 

[dmlaw]

I forget who first described this gentleman as Michael Reis but they still did very well.

 

[Star]

I guarantee @Star is thinking about what colour fire extinguisher she'd be running on stage with right now

Mate I'm too wobbly to move xx

 

[Alex]

People who don’t like Ukraine have NO SOUL

 

[Dark Carnival]

Germany is getting a lot of very unkind remarks at my viewing party

 

[dmlaw]

Who does this guy sound like??

He sounds like Rag N Bone Man with a more boring song.

 

[Alex]

Germany is just so average

 

[lolly]

Mate I'm too wobbly to move xx

MATE?

WHO EVEN ARE YOU?

 

[Rita]

He sounds like Rag N Bone Man with a more boring song.

YES!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

Why does Germany sound so British? Is he? Or is that how Germans sound singing? Lena says otherwise

 

[Marina Salty]

Mr bay: oh Luxembourg is a cutie

 

[lolly]

Okay, I'm enjoying this more than the semi, probably because I've noticed the dancer with the beard. I'll still take the Armenian trumpeter first, though.

 

[dmlaw]

Why does Germany sound so British? Is he? Or is that how Germans sound singing? Lena says otherwise

Icelandic mother and German father. Married to Loreen, although presumably not that one.

 

[Rita]

Sounds quite TURKISH.

 

[Alex]

This is clicking with me a lot more than first listen

 

[dmlaw]

Did it always have this piano bit? I don’t think I care for it.

 

[Rita]

Best so far for me.

 

[Marina Salty]

Gorgeous

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh no

 

[Alex]

Tu vas où où oooooooù

 

[ButterTart]

Luxembourg is just not a good song at all.