I was at Alton Towers with some nightmare girls who can't grasp the concept of navigation awareness and that the sat nav did not need to be used ALL THE FUCKING TIME when road signs perfectly fill the job and have done for some time. And don't realise that although the A road is a bit longer it's actually quicker than a twisting B-road. Jesus wept!
You looked a bit hot in motion as well I must say Sorry I missed.
She tried to CLAIM that she'd giving me my chips, cheese & garlic mayo which since I was standing there WITHOUT them, was CLEARLY INCORRECT. A full on argument ensued as she insisted I pay for a PHANTOM PORTION OF CHIPS.
It helps if you understand the lyrics though, it's basically like a Swedish 'I Will Survive' except with a sad twist.
The chorus translates roughly as
I can do what I like
Can go out every night
And come home when I please
Watch a horror movie
And sleep soundly in bed
Without you by my side
Read my paper in peace
Take up all of the sheets
What could be better than that?
I have all that I want
That's what I'll say if you call me today
I'm a really good liar...
One I know from Stirling uni and also we worked together in Frasers, one I just chat to in the wee hours on facebook and the other, well, he's just nice to look at isn't he? I was going to ask you too.