In a world of post-modern fad, what was good now is bad. #makeuthink
Mugatu
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screaming at xan frank
Only watching interracial bareback scenes on this MLK Day!
I'm not a huge Lana Del Rey fan, but anyone taking a knee to National Anthem should be fired
My 3 year old son only wrote one thing on his list to Santa. "I want the means of production, daddy," he whispered, looking at me hopefully.
The Grinch just reads gay to me, I think it's the pouting.
My Christmas album Triggered Snowflakes is dropping.
Giving The Veronicas a damehood for Untouched in my Birthday Honours List
JOSEPH KONY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely astonished that Ultra Naté didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize for Free
He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
Taking the rare occasion of a free house to spiritually commune with The Show
Why yes, the humour of Rick and Morty is very subtle - the less sophisticated amongst us simply would not understand its droll references.
If someone @-s companies on Twitter don't fuck them
Just ate half a tub of ice cream. I am the most decadent slut since the fall of Rome
Freaking my nut out thinking about how we all used to be some cum
Undercover HUMINT sources are confirming suggestions that the world is going to roll me
Today's pitch: remake of Young, Gifted and Black titled Sane, Sorted and Masc
Welcome....to the United....QUEENDOM!!!
I'm sorry but Game of Thrones... *peers over my cool new shades*...is overrated
Marxism is so much more than a Facebook meme page, get woke people
I have a girlfriend called Annalisa. We're both bisexual. Real hip, huh? I hate sex.
Don't want to sound privileged but full on HATE my maid right now!
I want Amanda Bynes to murder my penis
Told Theresa May to run through a field of wheat and she actually did it! Absolute madman, great banter!
It takes a legend... to make a star.
devoted sister, BELOVED CUNT?!
I don't want to go to Waitrose, I want a fuck buddy
Drag name: Marine A and the Diamonds
baby got a skin tape session
Walking on walking on BROKEN GLASS
Imagine having sex with Ed Sheeran. His gingery hobo beard scratching your skin. His pallid arsecheeks bouncing up and down. His cum face.
Brexit MEANS Brexit! Stop blocking the will of the people ffs
hey Iwant to met men with large asses
Don't have deep psychosexual Freudian and Oedipal trauma/dysfunction? Good for you. Stop appropriating "Daddy".
Oy vey! My son is gay!!
In a courageous act of queer resistance, I just stared at the arse of another man in the supermarket.
I'm feelin sexual, so we should be sexual
wat a banger lol
omg i love you. please call me when you're forty. i promise to put myself in the freezer until then.
Hey Moog, no problems! What would be the best way to send it? -
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