Mugatu Jan 7, 2018 I'm not a huge Lana Del Rey fan, but anyone taking a knee to National Anthem should be fired
Mugatu Dec 18, 2017 My 3 year old son only wrote one thing on his list to Santa. "I want the means of production, daddy," he whispered, looking at me hopefully.
My 3 year old son only wrote one thing on his list to Santa. "I want the means of production, daddy," he whispered, looking at me hopefully.
Mugatu Oct 22, 2017 He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
Mugatu Oct 9, 2017 Why yes, the humour of Rick and Morty is very subtle - the less sophisticated amongst us simply would not understand its droll references.
Why yes, the humour of Rick and Morty is very subtle - the less sophisticated amongst us simply would not understand its droll references.
Mugatu Sep 24, 2017 Just ate half a tub of ice cream. I am the most decadent slut since the fall of Rome
Mugatu Sep 2, 2017 Undercover HUMINT sources are confirming suggestions that the world is going to roll me
Mugatu Jul 10, 2017 I have a girlfriend called Annalisa. We're both bisexual. Real hip, huh? I hate sex.
Mugatu Jun 6, 2017 Told Theresa May to run through a field of wheat and she actually did it! Absolute madman, great banter!
Told Theresa May to run through a field of wheat and she actually did it! Absolute madman, great banter!
Mugatu Apr 4, 2017 Imagine having sex with Ed Sheeran. His gingery hobo beard scratching your skin. His pallid arsecheeks bouncing up and down. His cum face.
Imagine having sex with Ed Sheeran. His gingery hobo beard scratching your skin. His pallid arsecheeks bouncing up and down. His cum face.
Mugatu Feb 1, 2017 Don't have deep psychosexual Freudian and Oedipal trauma/dysfunction? Good for you. Stop appropriating "Daddy".
Don't have deep psychosexual Freudian and Oedipal trauma/dysfunction? Good for you. Stop appropriating "Daddy".
Mugatu Jan 18, 2017 In a courageous act of queer resistance, I just stared at the arse of another man in the supermarket.
In a courageous act of queer resistance, I just stared at the arse of another man in the supermarket.
ameraal May 2, 2016 omg i love you. please call me when you're forty. i promise to put myself in the freezer until then.