In a courageous act of queer resistance, I just stared at the arse of another man in the supermarket.
Mugatu
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I'm feelin sexual, so we should be sexual
wat a banger lol
omg i love you. please call me when you're forty. i promise to put myself in the freezer until then.
Hey Moog, no problems! What would be the best way to send it?
at profile post or do you want more
I can't be the same poster anymore. For too long, I have been content to be seen on the fringes of the spotlight, a bland yet attractive and humble persona typing hollow words to strangers, often receiving a scandalously insufficient amount of emoticons in reply.
I need and demand recognition for my talents. Please use this page to post compliments and nothing else.
Whatsapp OBVIOUSLY
Oh I don't have my photos on my computer. PHONE NUMBER THANKS
Well if I MUST
send nudes xxx
well you thought right as it seemingly often happens.
OH HAI!
I've realised that was very rude of me to imply charging for beach sex therapy. If I can't handle u at ur worst, i dnt deserve u at ur best xox
Oh I've noticed the come-ons
But yes I don't plan on being an UNPAID THERAPIST on a beach
And who said anything about INTIMACY in GRINDR PHYSICALITY
Just GET GRINDR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU'RE WASTING BRIGHTON
God just give him a FULL TONGUING (orifice optional) WHEN YOU'RE BOTH DRUNK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Talk about missing an OPEN GOAL
MAN UP you WHELK
Did you ever have platonic HUGS AND HANDHOLDING in the end with the possibly gay/autistically asexual holiday friend with the terrific arse?
OMG *flashes ankle, giggles into Oriental fan, brings volleyball*
beach fun hun
An ex-drummer?
I feel GAY-BASHED BY THAT COMMENT
( at it being filmed in your NAN'S LAV)
And there I was thinking you found persona posters exhausting
In fairness the only Moop Factor performance I can recall (other than my emotionally bereft and nuanced guest appearance on I Was Here) was Church In The Wild
I never had you down as a Cher fan
Fancy getting into James Rodriguez's pants? WELL NOW YOU CAN.
Being sexually starved is what makes you such a perv! You want to get over it, give in to your lusts and confront him or get him drunk or whatever. But Since I'm enjoying this I think you'd just keep it this way for a little more. Maybe you should try to be naked around him, see what happens.
Oh COME ON, sprawled in pants and grinning is about as surefire a sign going that he WANTS YOUR WIDGE.
What a lovely conversation! Your erotic mini-novels about your friend is about the hottest thing in my boring sex life at the moment.
Have you slammed him senseless yet?
Haha, I'm still on holiday though! I don't get back until 6th August. But I can't lie, otherwise I'd be well up for it.
If you bring the BANTER, I'll bring the SPREADSHEETS
That's a difficult one! Normally I'd go with Rambo because he's cute and has a strange control over the deaths of celebrities but this Bale picture was the centrepoint of my life for about a month or so in summer so I'm swaying to him.
Ramsey or Bale?
I was trying to play it cool! I needed the aloof personality to match my haughty masculinity. :smoke: Let's just call it a moment of madness. Or blame the sixth row wildcard.
accepted it for you jonathan
just send you a last.fm friendship request
Grace Jones <3
Oh John, don't worry, it's just a shameless ploy to boost my profile
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