🌹Britney's Indefinite Work Hiatus: The Instagram Years🌹

[Phoenix]

Poor thing

Police Rush to Britney Spears' Wedding as Ex-Husband Jason Alexander Crashes It

Britney Spears' wedding was just dramatically interrupted, as her first husband, Jason Alexander, showed up trying to crash the event ... resulting in a police response.

www.tmz.com

 

[OutSynk]

Poor thing

Police Rush to Britney Spears' Wedding as Ex-Husband Jason Alexander Crashes It

Britney Spears' wedding was just dramatically interrupted, as her first husband, Jason Alexander, showed up trying to crash the event ... resulting in a police response.

www.tmz.com

Is this satire?

 

[POP!]

The tent looks lovely.

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope this is promo for his onlyfans.

 

[GNL]

Inside Britney Spears and Sam Asghari’s Wedding at Home in Los Angeles

Both bride and groom wore Versace for the ceremony at their Thousand Oaks home.

www.vogue.com

The couple didn’t have a first dance, but Selena Gomez, Madonna, and the bride danced together to “Toxic,” followed by Paris and Britney singing “Stars Are Blind.”

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[Calico Moonchild]

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[Jark]

the video of all the GAY ICONS (and Drew Barrymore) singing Vogue



love Madonna making this day about her (and having the first dance). love Madonna being there at all.

 

[Pipo]

EXCUSE YOU but Drew is every bit of a GAY ICON (if only for E.T., Charlie's Angels, Batman Forever and Scream )

 

[Halli]

Why are we shading Drew?

 

[Phoenix]

I am in shock that she married that man. I do not believe he loves her. I have always suspected him to be nothing more than a glorified male gigolo who got lucky!

I think she should have spoken to Adele first who would have related her experience of losing 50% of all the money she ever made in her entire career (under Californian state law), up to the point her husband divorced her.

I can’t see the marriage lasting longer than 5 years and when it does end, Sam will walk away with more money than your average lotto jackpot winner!

I admire Jason for trying to win her back and have always believed he is her one true love. I just pray that press stories start surfacing soon of Mathew Rosengart having convinced Britney to get Sam to sign a pre-nuptial agreement.

That is a lot of assuming based on nothing but fantasy. If the marriage only lasts 5 years then so be it, she deserves some happiness and I don’t think that unstable ex is the way.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Why are we shading Drew?

Yeah @Jark why?

 

[POP!]

More pics

https://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/1s/2022/06/10/14/58915401-10904027-image-m-47_1654866393151.jpg

https://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/1s/2022/06/10/12/58913997-10903933-image-m-78_1654860759459.jpg

https://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/1s/2022/06/10/14/58915409-10904027-image-a-40_1654866045723.jpg

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The husband is quite the snack.

 

[POP!]

All that money and she didn't book a hairstylist

The wedding looks beautiful though.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I think her hair looks fine!

 

[straightorbroken]

Britney not knowing the words to Vogue

Anyway, give me 5 minutes with that man let alone 5 years.

 

[POP!]

 

[OutSynk]

The husband is quite the snack.

She truly won.

 

[Halli]

I do chuckle that in those group pics Madonna is in the centre and its Britney's wedding - she's the bride ffs

 

[POP!]

This is already deleted from her insta but here it is:

 

[Pipo]

I hope that when Britney writes her long-awaited autobiography they let her use Emojis

 

[Cerro de Casa]

"I have an assistant to make my dinner reservations
DID YOU NOT KNOW"

Queen

I want that on a T-shirt

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is already deleted from her insta but here it is:

Britney said ACAB!

QUEEN!!

 

[Diddy]

so SPECIAL

 

[supermassive]

She should really save it all for her book. God help the ghost writer.

 

[vespertine]

I was like "OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH" my stomach felt like a freaking brick - who hasn't been there?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Jark]

"do you honestly think I want my brother there who told me no to Jack and coke for 4 years?"

 

[Cerro de Casa]

"do you honestly think I want my brother there who told me no to Jack and coke for 4 years?"

That would be on the back of my T-shirt thankyouplease

 

[GNL]

 

[POP!]

Serving live vox of BOMT

 

[Saltwater]

The baritone edition

 

[SystemAddict]

Like a young Toni Braxton.

 

[Eddie]

Why not just sing it properly?

 

[OutSynk]

Why not just sing it properly?

She’s not singing, she’s SANGING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

SLAY MAMA!!!

 

[POP!]

Why not just sing it properly?

I’m not sure 40 year old Brit has the same vox as her 16 year old self.

 

[Saltwater]

That's fair but I think she could mimic her 16-year-old voice placement if she wanted to, I see this more as a statement.

 

[Eddie]

It's those weird inflections she seems determined not to drop. You'd have thought she'd have grown out of it by now or at least, y'know had some singing lessons to rid of her her bad habits.

 

[lolly]

Not a patch on Darius Danesh