Adverts that are annoying you at the moment?

Oh god they are ALL annoying me at the cinema these days

that smuggo 3 Mobile one (or whatever network it is) with that grinning dimwit who evidently thinks he's some sort of STREET POET with his dreads. GOING ON about how free internet on your phone can keep you connected to tedious nights out where 1000 photos are uploaded to Facebook the next night, or meeting "the one" :manson: COCK OFF, we don't all live in an episode of Skins
 
Any of those Go Compare adverts fuck me right off.

Although for some reason I'm getting turned on by the current DFS adverts. Why aren't the men who work in my nearest one as fit as the ones on the advert?
 
WiDGe-> said:
these FUCKING Eastenders 25 years anniversary ones

FUCK OFF
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OMG I've not seen that/those yet!

A couple are annoying me. The one with Craig Doyle which I think is for windows or something and he keeps on going on about how 'I bet you didnt know...' before stating a ton of sleep-inducing facts about windows.

Also the one with Keeley Hawes and Dominic from Mistresses in where she's prancing around a room pretending to be all high society. Now unlike a lot of people I do love Keeley but she does herself NO favours in that.
 
Jark said:
OMG I've not seen that/those yet!

A couple are annoying me. The one with Craig Doyle which I think is for windows or something and he keeps on going on about how 'I bet you didnt know...' before stating a ton of sleep-inducing facts about windows.
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I'm still so disappointed in Craig for signing up to those ads. Shockingly shit.
 
Oh and my contribution:

HALIFAX. I know this is nothing new but they make me want to throw furniture even when i only catch a milisecond of one of them.

Not tv but billboards: Andre Agassi's autobiog. The most pretentious quotes and photo in the history of autobiographies. I hate him with a passion.
 
Jark said:
OMG I've not seen that/those yet!

A couple are annoying me. The one with Craig Doyle which I think is for windows or something and he keeps on going on about how 'I bet you didnt know...' before stating a ton of sleep-inducing facts about windows.

Also the one with Keeley Hawes and Dominic from Mistresses in where she's prancing around a room pretending to be all high society. Now unlike a lot of people I do love Keeley but she does herself NO favours in that.
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Desperately fake clips of people ENTHUSING about their favourite cliffhangers then doing the "DOOF DOOF DOOF" drums impression. Makes me feel sick.
 
Oh maybe you kids can help me - WHO is the lady on the airport check-in desk in the Cheestrings advert? I recognise her and think she may have been in a flop pop group or some such.

Also how the fuck are Cheestrings still going?
 
Cash My Gold, the one with Dale Winton does my fucking head in. Especially the people having their gold valued.

How much is that worth?
£135
WOW! Cash my gold!

:manson:

It's the worst one doing the round right now.
 
The KFC advert doesn't annoy me, but it does make me laugh

I have NEVER seen anyone as enthusiastic as that boy working in a fast food outlet :D
 
Has the 118-247 advert been mentioned? I quite like the annoying song actually, but of most significance all the characters look like mansons...
 
OMG, she's the monkey ventriloquist!

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How odd that i have recognised someone that i have never seen before in my entire life, there.
 
My sister directed me to this EPIC piece of advertising currently gracing STV
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You poor poor scots...:scot:
 
Don't run into the Firth of Forth you stupid happy-go-lucky teenagers! It's FAR TOO FUCKING COLD.

LOL at them being Deep Sea World though. I fucking loved that place as a kid but it's slightly less impressive when you're over the age of ten.
 
Has anyone seen those Tombola ads which sponsor Emmerdale. Seriously cringeworthy.
 
wendy the goat said:
My sister directed me to this EPIC piece of advertising currently gracing STV
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You poor poor scots...:scot:
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Do they really think this will make people eager to come to Fife? Most people can't wait to get over the Forth road bridge out of there. :D
 
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Oh yes. Quite dreadful those Tombola ads.

'SHE'S A BINGO LAY-DEE!'
 
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WiDGe-> said:
Desperately fake clips of people ENTHUSING about their favourite cliffhangers then doing the "DOOF DOOF DOOF" drums impression. Makes me feel sick.
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WE WANT YOUR DUFF DUFFS

It doesn't even sound like that. Now piss off
 
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"I'm just announcing a tour via Twitter, check it out!"

No, fuck off you nerdy little cunt. No one is interested in your shit band.
 
RobotBoy said:
"I'm just announcing a tour via Twitter, check it out!"

No, fuck off you nerdy little cunt. No one is interested in your shit band.
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Its SO going for the "LOOK HOW COOL AND AWESOME HIS LIFE IS YOU CAN HAVE THIS TOO ON TMOBILE". I would care more if the stuff they constantly play didn't sound like wallpaper paste.
 
That awful Jameson whiskey ad with the Irish guys in the pub during the hurricane. It's all like "Ooh look at us, we're Irish happy go lucky fellas and we take hard life in our stride because we love a good drink at the end of the day"

FUCK OFF.

It's at the cinema and all frequent cinema ads piss me off (ESPECIALLY the Orange ones) as it's now between 20-30 minutes of commericals before a movie. VILE.

I remember when you'd have 2 or 3 short adverts and then the trailers.
 
Indie said:
WE WANT YOUR DUFF DUFFS

It doesn't even sound like that. Now piss off
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AGREED

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The Tmobile ones with some bloke and HIS SHIT BAND.
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DOUBLE AGREED

Ellie said:
That awful Jameson whiskey ad with the Irish guys in the pub during the hurricane. It's all like "Ooh look at us, we're Irish happy go lucky fellas and we take hard life in our stride because we love a good drink at the end of the day"

FUCK OFF.
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PROBABLY AGREED. I haven't seen it but i'm sure you are correct.


I'm not enjoying that shit one for a bank, where the bloke goes to visit his account holders (as IF) to see what their plans are for the next year. SHIT BANTER ENSUES LOLOLOL
 
"I've won 20p!" :manson:

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i just saw an advert for Lactose-free milk where this cup of milk is sat on a doorstep begging to be take back because it won't "irritate" the person anymore....and then on the bottom of the screen it says "NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE WITH MILK ALLERGIES"

surely lactose intolarence IS an allergy to milk?? :manson:
 
Well yeah, all except it isn't.

Lactose Intolerence just an inability to process it, it doesn't give you death rash or anything.
 
I suppose it's a bit like coeliac disease (the condition, not the new product).
 
1) those Super Mario Galaxy style British Gas adverts with those deformed photo people, creepy

2) the 'music weather forecasts' from Orange. What a load of annoying bollocks, it doesn't say anything, and I'm none the wiser as to what their retardedly named Monkey tarriff is about (if I cared)
 
YOU JUST PEE IN A POT

Oh, and the one about making sure you (don't) leave valuables on display
 
Sorry to go on about Cheestrings adverts, but i've now seen the one where the Cheestring is getting interrogated in an airport interview room, after they thought he was trying to smuggle a glass of milk onto a plane. I really don't like it.

I just find it a bit OFF that they're basing a cheese campaign around the current twitchiness about people trying to BLOW UP AEROPLANES.
 
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