Awards Season 22/23

[Christian]

This will contrast nicely with Rihanna's impending MINIMAL EFFORT performance

 

[Christian]

Why put all that slap on for the carpet just to take it off?

She's about to put it all on again too!

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Ellie]

I think Hugh ad-libbed there. He really doesn’t give a shit

 

[Christian]

Hugh Grant having an excellent moment

And Andie's first reading lesson

 

[Christian]

I think Hugh ad-libbed there. He really doesn’t give a shit

Let him host

 

[Phoenix]

God what a bunch of uninspired choices. It’s like they decided to give all the technicals to All Quiet.

 

[Christian]

God what a bunch of uninspired choices. It’s like they decided to give all the technicals to All Quiet.

It's having a very good run. Great score too, it really makes a huge contribution to the film.

 

[Phoenix]

It's having a very good run. Great score too, it really makes a huge contribution to the film.

Ugh there are more interesting choices than another war movie. Also that bit of score they keep playing is getting annoying.

 

[Christian]

Also that bit of score they keep playing is getting annoying.

Bit like the film itself then

I don't think any of the other scores were as notable as that one, though I do like Banshees.

 

[Ellie]

I’m the last person to get all enthusiastic about another war film, but when I finally got around to watching it. All Quiet really was exceptionally good.

 

[Christian]

I’m the last person to get all enthusiastic about another war film, but when I finally got around to watching it. All Quiet really was exceptionally good.

You might fall in love with Avatar after all!

 

[Ellie]

Elizabeth Banks was really struggling with that dress on the red carpet too

 

[Phoenix]

Bit like the film itself then

I don't think any of the other scores were as notable as that one, though I do like Banshees.

Babylon is quite good (the score not the movie)

 

[Christian]

Elizabeth Banks and the Cocaine Bear

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Loving the Bear

 

[Phoenix]

Ok the Malala bit did not work. It was uncomfortable.

 

[Ellie]

I’d hate to be sat behind that selfish twat in the white dress in the audience, hogging the view with her ridiculous dress.

at the Harry Styles question to Malala.

 

[Ellie]

I think I prefer Geri Halliwell’s Lift Me Up.

 

[Phoenix]

I actually like Lift me Up

 

[Christian]

The most literal interpretation of the song?

WHY NOT

 

[Christian]

I actually like Lift me Up

It's fine and does work well in the film.

 

[Christian]

Florence Pugh up next. I hope she's got out of the abysmal dress.

 

[Phoenix]

An Andrea sighting. Looking like a Victorian ghost.

 

[Ellie]

I’d hate to be sat behind that selfish twat in the white dress in the audience, hogging the view with her ridiculous dress.

at the Harry Styles question to Malala.

Glad I’m not the only one

 

[Phoenix]

I believe we’ve exited the All Quiet section of the ceremony and now entered the EEAAO portion.

 

[Christian]

Original Screenplay is a shock. I guess it's all EEAAO for the rest of the night then

 

[Phoenix]

well my theatre full of Canadians was very happy about the women talking win

 

[Christian]

Jessie Buckley should be sent home for that "ensemble". Dreadful!

 

[Ellie]

 

[Phoenix]

We still have a lot of awards and less than 45 minutes left

 

[Phoenix]

This was a choice

 

[Ellie]

I suppose without a cinema release we couldn’t tell about All Quiet on the Western Front, so Top Gun Maverick was definitely the loudest film.

 

[Phoenix]

Worst teleprompter reading ever

 

[Christian]

Couldn't Gags have done this number as well? She already had the setup.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

I thought Angels Lansbury would have been the final picture

 

[Phoenix]

That editor was a dish

 

[Phoenix]

Honestly the Daniels are very deserving. Who would have thought that that movie would end up being an Oscar juggernaut.

 

[Phoenix]

Fingers crossed for Colin

 

[Ellie]

Good year for the cast of Encino Man. If only Sean Astin had won his campaign to be the SAG President.