Euro 2020

[GinAg (39)]

FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL

 

[Soldi]

TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP

 

[GinAg (39)]

Are they booing the Croatian national Anthem?

 

[dmlaw]

Are they booing the Croatian national Anthem?

Football fans are a notoriously classy bunch.

 

[GinAg (39)]

That's proper shitty. You can't host and then boo.

Execute them all.

 

[Soldi]

They’re OUT OF SYNC

 

[GinAg (39)]

Half tempted to turn this shite off after that pathetic display.

 

[octophone]

That's proper shitty. You can't host and then boo.

You can always count of Engerlund's football "supporters" to be a fucking embarrassment.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Honestly drive a truck into the fans.

 

[dmlaw]

Football fans have always been the VERY WORST thing about football.

 

[ButterTart]

I’d take the names of every arsehole in this crowd and ban them from attending any match either international or domestic for life. Booing a national anthem for fuck’s sake.

 

[Soldi]

Omg how many close chances have they had just TEN MINUTES IN

 

[Alla]

So England plays today? I don't even know when we play

 

[ButterTart]

They’re bloody all over us what a show up.

 

[ButterTart]

Have we fielded our under-21 DWARF team?

 

[GinAg (39)]

I don't like that so much of the pitch is in the shade.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't like that so much of the pitch is in the shade.

Innit, I didn’t think one of our players was being marked.

 

[ButterTart]

They’re bloody all over us what a show up.

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is boring. When is the lip sync?

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is so so boring.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Quite

 

[ButterTart]

Tyrone MINGE?!

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me, I’ve seen golden retrievers attack more convincingly than this.

 

[dmlaw]

Tyrone MINGE?!

Mings. Which is marginally better at most, really.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Might fuck off for an early shower.

 

[ButterTart]

Mings. Which is marginally better at most, really.

Will you know who I mean if I just keep saying Minge? I like it more.

 

[ButterTart]

Get Grealish on.

 

[Soldi]

GET A BALL OUT IN

 

[Indie]

England boring us to death was fairly inevitable in this tournament. We will ground out draws and marginal wins until we play someone difficult.

 

[Tisch]

Right lads, am here for the second half. What have I missed apart from nothing?

 

[ButterTart]

Right lads, am here for the second half. What have I missed apart from nothing?

There’s someone called Minge and they’ve changed the rules so you’re only allowed to kick the ball around in your own half inoffensively until the whistle blows.

 

[Tisch]

There’s someone called Minge and they’ve changed the rules so you’re only allowed to kick the ball around in your own half inoffensively until the whistle blows.

Swear down they just said Joss Stone was playing as well. Hope that sausage costume hasn't been too much of a hindrance.

 

[win_the_game]

So England plays today? I don't even know when we play

Tomorrow night against Sweden.

 

[GinAg (39)]

YAAAAY GAMMON!

 

[Soldi]

FUCK YES

 

[dmlaw]

STERLING

 

[Alla]

Tomorrow night against Sweden.

Sweden? Sounds achievable, but I don't know (or care). Macho man @RaspberrySwirl to confirm.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Apparently one of them has "come out of their slot".

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh no not Kane. That was quite a whack against his ribcage.

 

[ButterTart]

Goal post is Croatia’s man of the match.