Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat) (1 Viewer)

[ZenGiraffe]

MESSIER

 

[Tisch]

I wonder if it's something to do with SNIFF SNIFF SMOKEY SMOKEY. He's Dutch, he obviously partakes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The most pro-europe song getting disqualified would be quite the story

 

[Tisch]

Manifesting literally EVERYTHING into whatever THIS is ending in Sarah coming back for the final and storming to victory

 

[OutSynk]

The third leg sticking out of this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The clearly very hinged esc discord now fully believes that Joost kicked off because the Israeli delegation were mocking his dead dad.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

In other news, Joost's replacement has just been announced

 

[Kaleen]

If he is out they surely need to let the 11th place in. Watch it be fucking BELGIUM

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If he is out they surely need to let the 11th place in. Watch it be fucking BELGIUM

Depending on the WHY, I wouldn't be surprised if people said no. I certainly hope they would

 

[Kratz]

Depending on the WHY, I wouldn't be surprised if people said no. I certainly hope they would

Oh you can bet Sarah won’t say no

 

[Soldi]

The rumour seemingly doing the rounds at the minute is that he hit someone in the Israeli delegation after they made a joke about his parents. Feels like it’d make sense with him being in the flag parade but then not performing.

 

[Kratz]

If he hit somebody he is surely DQ

 

[Alla]

Depending on the WHY, I wouldn't be surprised if people said no. I certainly hope they would

If they all say no, Anna Book is available and by the phone.

 

[Soldi]

I mean I’d lob someone one if they make a joke about my DEAD PARENT.

 

[Kratz]

I mean I’d lob someone one if they make a joke about my DEAD PARENT.

Was it a dead parent who also came last at Eurovision, because that would feel very apt.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was it a dead parent who also came last at Eurovision, because that would feel very apt

Certainly close to it. Germany's Ed Sheeran one had an awful song about his poor dead dad

 

[win_the_game]

The rumour seemingly doing the rounds at the minute is that he hit someone in the Israeli delegation after they made a joke about his parents. Feels like it’d make sense with him being in the flag parade but then not performing.

The new rumour which apparently came from an Israeli tv channel, is that he refused to perform as a protest against Israel's participation. Whether there's any truth in it remains to be seen.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SO MANY RUMOURS

 

[Soldi]

Is it worth splitting off the Joost drama into another thread? Think of poor Rita when she swans in here a bottle deep tomorrow evening

 

[Lucille]

I can’t imagine how STRESSED Martin must be right now.

 

[Sheena]

SO MANY RUMOURS

WHAT ARE THEY?

 

[win_the_game]

Is it worth splitting off the Joost drama into another thread? Think of poor Rita when she swans in here a bottle deep tomorrow evening

The thread turning into a complete and utter mess feels apt for this year.

 

[RS]

The rumour seemingly doing the rounds at the minute is that he hit someone in the Israeli delegation after they made a joke about his parents. Feels like it’d make sense with him being in the flag parade but then not performing.

Oh no it’s all very Zidane in the 2006 finale

(Not that I’m cheering for the Netherlands )

 

[Kaleen]

The new rumour which apparently came from an Israeli tv channel, is that he refused to perform as a protest against Israel's participation. Whether there's any truth in it remains to be seen.

That wouldn’t make sense with the incident comment the EBU made.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHAT ARE THEY?

It has really coalesced around Israel being twats and Joost punching one of their team.

With bonus Israeli journalist(?) potentially causing shit too

 

[RS]

I sincerly hope that whatever that might cause a potential disqualification has nothing to do with Israel or its delegation because we really don’t adding more to that drama

 

[dmlaw]

The Israeli delegation have confirmed that the appropriate response to an insult against a dead parent is to kill the perpetrator’s entire family in an air strike whilst making a borderline convincing argument that you were aiming for the actual one responsible.

 

[OutSynk]

OMG WHAT DID HE DO

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus this contest is a fucking mess. Although Israel and Netherlands being disqualified would improve the quality of the final immensely.

 

[Kaleen]

Apparently physical altercation with female Swedish photojournalist is the new rumour.

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like we’ve been here before. Spiralling rumours awkwardly curtailed when Joost releases a video where he’s sat on a bench in a nice top and tells us he has breast cancer.

 

[Kaleen]

 

[Kratz]

By this time tomorrow (but for amnesia read disqualified)

 

[Kratz]

I’ve had to delay my flight until tomorrow morning.

Opinions please - should I even bother?

 

[Lucille]

Well there’s now a higher than 0% chance Sarah will be in the final.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

It has really coalesced around Israel being twats and Joost punching one of their team.

With bonus Israeli journalist(?) potentially causing shit too

Just more footage of the Israeli delegation being DELIGHTFUL. It would be camp if they weren't all seemingly complete sociopaths...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just more footage of the Israeli delegation being DELIGHTFUL. It would be camp if they weren't all seemingly complete sociopaths...

God they really are the worst cunts imaginable.

 

[Kaleen]

They did this to train Eden in performing to boos in the arena. So they say.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They did this to train Eden in performing to boos in the arena.

Hun.

 

[ButterTart]

They did this to train Eden in performing to boos in the arena. So they say.

in fairness, this is quite common. I remember them doing it on Fame Academy