Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[RS]

I hate this ”there’s no going back” part.

This is just Buttertart in ASFM, please don’t make this win.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh no it turned rather south now

It's the standard NAPALM RECORDS rock song that ruins every ASFM...

 

[Apoca]

Okay, this is not the winning staging I needed from this.

I think it is pretty solid but the camera work in the first 90 seconds was .. not great.

 

[RS]

It's the standard NAPALM RECORDS rock song that ruins every ASFM...

Exactly

 

[Alla]

As much as I love Hera, she's absolutely adorable, there is no hope for this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Most useless comeback.

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, here comes Hera Jamesnewmansdotter with her new and refreshing song ‘Definitely Not Just Embers’

 

[Alex]

This is the favourite to win???

Once again I’m in backwards land. He’s singing about selling a cow.

Agreeing with Funky shocker.
LOOK AT US WE'RE SO WACKY
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE MAD TO PERFORM AT EUROVISION BUT IT HELPS!!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Where are the GIANT TRUMPETS HERA!?

 

[Marina Salty]

My god have her eyelashes detached?

 

[RS]

Oh Hera not ozembic

 

[dmlaw]

Hera’s song is such a throwback to turn of the century Eurovision. Not in a good way.

 

[Lucille]

Oh this basic Mum bop of life has grown on me a lot, I’d love it to slip through.

 

[Ellie]

Meh.

 

[lolly]

If Loose Women did Eurovision

 

[Madison]

It makes me want to book a package holiday to Spain with my attractive husband and two kids.

 

[Tisch]

I like this, but it's so SAM BAILEY coded

 

[Star]

Agreeing with Funky shocker.
LOOK AT US WE'RE SO WACKY
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE MAD TO PERFORM AT EUROVISION BUT IT HELPS!!!!

I agree too! But I wonder if that's because it's the first listen for us?!

 

[funky]

I agree too! But I wonder if that's because it's the first listen for us?!

And the last!

 

[D5K]

If she doesn’t do the crab dance then what’s the point?

 

[FetchFugly]

Another one with dodgy sound mixing.

I don't think good sound mixing would save her though.

 

[Soldi]

Maria Magdalena! Ahhhhhaaaahhhhaaa!

This came on at the Euroclub last night. I DIED.

 

[lolly]

Offensively inoffensive

 

[Lucille]

Who else is in the mood for a Jet2 holiday?

 

[win_the_game]

Not a fan of this Jess Glynne/Jet2 dance pop.

 

[Ellie]

Jesus, even Coleen Nolan has better vocals than this.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is a DOG EGG.

She has brought shame on her legacy

 

[Alla]

Croatia was FUCKING BRILLIANT

I worry the juries will piss on its chips come Saturday, mind, but I adore it

Being the favourite means no points from the Italian jury, you'll see

 

[Finn]

Me @ Hera:

If she heads to the airport now she can beat the traffic and be back in Iceland at not too unreasonable an hour

 

[Tisch]

I might throw this a pity vote. Think I did the same for poor old DILJA last year.

 

[funky]

Who else is in the mood for a Jet2 holiday?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Has this been remixed?

My parents love it!

 

[Marina Salty]

No mom you can't sit with the cool kids

 

[lolly]

That was really quite depressing

 

[RS]

She has brought shame on her legacy

What legacy!

 

[ButterTart]

she really enjoyed performing that for the last time ever.

 

[Apoca]

Hen party hell. Oh Hera.

 

[Wendy the goat]

What in the Jane Macdonald is this dirge

 

[Alex]

I agree too! But I wonder if that's because it's the first listen for us?!

Possibly ! I suspect when you are pissed after watching 17 hours of Croatian qualifiers it hits differently ?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What legacy!

Je Ne Sais Quoi is one of the best Eurovision songs going!