Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[Finn]

The way the camera shakes when the larger Ukraine singer starts stomping about is just CRUEL

 

[RS]

The way the camera shakes when the larger Ukraine singer starts stomping about is just CRUEL

Yes, what the fuck was that?

 

[PercyPig]

God this Ukraine one is brilliant!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lovely staging. Middling song.

 

[dmlaw]

I think I may have slept on Ukraine a bit. It’s VERY good.

 

[Alla]

This Ukranian Queen Latifah and her friend are gonna do very well, but I don't need another Ukraine win just now.

 

[Tisch]

Do we think Maria and Theresa meet up for drinks outside of the show, or are they are a strictly Teya/Salena, Ell/Nikki pairing?

 

[Apoca]

Oh Olly, these vocals were NO BUENO.

Ukraine super striking and an easy Top 10.

 

[lolly]

Amazing

 

[Alex]

Ok Ukraine is my fave of the night

 

[RS]

This wasn’t that good on first listen

 

[FetchFugly]

The rap verse went on a bit but otherwise very good.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Honestly this shouldn’t be counted out, with a push from the juries it could win the whole thing.

 

[ButterTart]

The vocals were OKAY, let's be fair.

Certainly not an embarrassment.

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They were nowhere near as bad as Moopy wanted them to be.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This is a real threat. I've said since for ages it's a winner.

 

[Wendy the goat]

Watching this with translation subtitles is eye-opening.
Big lass was rapping about being elbow-deep...

 

[Dark Carnival]

LUNA! (Moon me up)

 

[win_the_game]

Really wouldn't mind Ukraine winning again.

 

[Suomi]

Ukraine are just so good at Eurovision

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is going to be as shit as Rolly’s vocals isn’t it?

 

[dmlaw]

Do we think Maria and Theresa meet up for drinks outside of the show, or are they are a strictly Teya/Salena, Ell/Nikki pairing?

They will remain friends on Facebook for a lot longer than last year’s Dutch pair whose names I can’t be bothered to look up.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lovely UNDERSTATED shoulders!

 

[Madison]

I’ve seen enough. Barbara Dex winner.

 

[lolly]

Is this provincial drag?

 

[Dark Carnival]

TREND ALERT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why has the sound mix went to shit!?

 

[Lucille]

MESS!

 

[Tisch]

It's giving... Duchess Gaga

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Pleasantly surprised by Ukraine, my favourite so far

 

[Alla]

The selected performances in the postcards are from the first and last big hit from that country, right? Sort of

 

[RS]

TREND ALERT

Poor girl looks like the love child of Lady Gaga and نادية الجندي

 

[Star]

Vox are a bit weak here

 

[lolly]

Surely this is a GCSE drama project

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was she meant to completely miss the horse?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poor girl looks like the love child of Lady Gaga and نادية الجندي

!

 

[Ellie]

Sounds like Ellie Goulding

 

[Marina Salty]

It takes effort to be more boring than Ramonda

 

[Alla]

This is very old Gaga, but following that from Ukraine is not gonna help her much.

 

[Tisch]

LUNA! (Moon me up)

SHE WISHES

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love this so much in studio form