Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[Madison]

What a binfire.

 

[funky]

Rag n Bone man should not have gone to Toni & Guy for that makeover.

 

[lolly]

I'll bet this staging has got @Star reaching for her Health and Safety clipboard and tabard.

 

[Finn]

I'd have definitely preferred the already-qualifieds to perform after the competing songs. That just feels NEATER

 

[RS]

This is not too hideous for Germany

 

[win_the_game]

Literally KILL IT WITH FIRE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Germany really needs a talking to. I know the UK record is just as bad but at least our bombs are occasionally interesting

 

[Tisch]

This is not too hideous for Germany

High praise INDEED

 

[D5K]

I think this will do way better than people think.

 

[Madison]

This would be better with four semi-naked boxers dancing.

 

[Marina Salty]

This is not too hideous for Germany

Another song that's better than Poland

 

[lolly]

I think he overdid it in Claire's Accessories on the way to the arena

 

[dmlaw]

Annoyingly cromulent vocal

When you send a fat bloke strong vocals are your only choice. It worked for James Newman. AND Michael Rice.

 

[ButterTart]

I am sorry about this dumpster fire, Moopy.

I actually quite like the song, and his voice. It’s just a shame he himself answers the question ‘what if Michael Rice was even more off putting?’

 

[FetchFugly]

The over emoting from the get go was just exhausting.

 

[D5K]

This first-half prop feels like it might take more time to set up than Olly’s box which everyone is assuming will come after an ad break

 

[Tisch]

Right moopy, don't throw things at me.

Best vocal of the night so far

 

[Alla]

It’s a pretty STRONG vocal.

The only good thing I can say about this performance.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really dislike this

 

[Apoca]

DP .

 

[Finn]

This would be better with four semi-naked boxers dancing.

You can have competent vocals OR four semi-naked boxers dancing. Not both

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh witch number 2 now

 

[Dark Carnival]

Right moopy, don't throw things at me.

Best vocal of the night so far

*throws shoe*

 

[Lucille]

Right moopy, don't throw things at me.

Best vocal of the night so far

He sold it very well!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Right moopy, don't throw things at me.

Best vocal of the night so far

PUT THE WINE DOWN

 

[Alla]

The highlights from Slovenia being WHO? Bless them.

 

[Madison]

Right moopy, don't throw things at me.

Best vocal of the night so far

Reported.

 

[D5K]

The highlights from Slovenia being WHO? Bless them.

How dare you diss Nuša Derenda?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

TITS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sebi

 

[dmlaw]

You can have competent vocals OR four semi-naked boxers dancing. Not both

Actually, Armenia 2011 backs that up.

 

[Madison]

Oh witch number 2 now

DEAR GOD

EDIT: Wait, she’s sixth in the odds.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MORE TITS

 

[ButterTart]

That nose was last seen earlier tonight with a Ukrainian bird walking up it.

 

[lolly]

What revolting colour underpants

 

[Dark Carnival]

already doing the mysterious girl thing better than Poland

 

[Ellie]

 

[Star]

Oh god you can nearly see her noogie

 

[dmlaw]

I’m glad the show won’t get any nakeder than this.

 

[Alex]

The highlights from Slovenia being WHO? Bless them.

Where was Hvala Ne!