Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh this is WONDERFUL.

 

[Alla]

The colour for those underpants is definitely a (terrible) choice.

 

[ButterTart]

already doing the mysterious girl thing better than Poland

I don’t think Poland was going for mysterious, more ‘gormless and won a competition to be here’.

 

[Dark Carnival]

START RELYING ON THAT BODY

 

[Alla]

Where was Hvala Ne!

Don't know her, sorry.

 

[Madison]

How have they made nudity so unsexy?

 

[dmlaw]

Where was Hvala Ne!

Couldn’t get a babysitter.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Honestly not hating this!

 

[Kratz]

START RELYING ON THAT BODY

We’ve all done it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope that qualifies!

 

[RS]

God she looks majestic (albeit the budget version of my baby Hunter Schafer)

 

[Marina Salty]

I really want sexy witch on the final

 

[Finn]

That was dog bob. Even the men in pants couldn't save it

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yaaaas the demented IRU vocals!

 

[Iguana]

The screaming at the end was NOT IT for me!

 

[Alla]

This was weird, I don't hate it but I'm ok if I don't listen to it again.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite good but didn’t really do anything for me.

 

[Finn]

Oh not this cunt

 

[lolly]

That was dog bob. Even the men in pants couldn't save it

Can you imagine taking a gentleman home and revealing pants that colour?

I'd lose it there and then.

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh I hope the props fail!

 

[Marina Salty]

Boo

 

[ButterTart]

This one has really suffered by comparison to all the other Cha Cha Cha knock offs.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Slovenia was fun for 2009.

 

[Lucille]

Not the ASS HAIR.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is so embarrassing

 

[win_the_game]

Honestly wouldn't be opposed to the Russians invading Finland at this point.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I forgot how unexpectedly good the vocals are on the singer's part

 

[funky]

 

[dmlaw]

This thing topples off the acceptable novelty tightrope and crashes to the circus ring floor screaming.

 

[Madison]

How have they made nudity so unsexy?

 

[RS]

Ugh what’s this, Melodifestivalen 2005?

 

[Kratz]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[lolly]

Horseshit

 

[Alla]

The song is not that bad, it's very 90s eurodance, it's the embarrasing staging that ruins it for me.

 

[funky]

If Tenacious D, Weird Al Yankovic and LMFAO had a baby

 

[Marina Salty]

Not even Germany would have sent this anymore.

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[Bypass]

WHAT IN THE BUGGERY BOLLOCKS IS THIS?

 

[Dark Carnival]

CRINGE

 

[Finn]

The obscured nudity doesn't work on any level, thanks to all the times you can just see his pouch outright??

Fuck off. Ban Finland from the world stage