Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[FetchFugly]

Oh this does go on.

 

[Tisch]

Oh, this is another one where you only realise she’s singing in English halfway through.

Oh come on, you know the words!

Da do do do do dooo dooo dooo do do doooo

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It's an ethnobanger, with everything good about ethnobangers being drained out of it.

 

[Alla]

Better luck next year, Moldova. X

 

[Soldi]

Moldova is giving shock 10th place qualifier.

 

[Marina Salty]

Still in my top 10 Moldova

 

[Dark Carnival]

SORRY THE VOX SLAY

 

[Lucille]

I think M&M will slap I fear after that turgid run.

 

[Kratz]

I wouldn’t mind if this qualified at all

 

[Alla]

Carola over ABBA? EXCUSE ME??

 

[Apoca]

Moldova is giving shock 10th place qualifier.

Agreed, they've done a good job polishing that turd.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Carola over ABBA? EXCUSE ME??

Where was CHAZZA PEREZZA!?

 

[Ellie]

How’s Trish?

 

[funky]

Is there a SAUDADE SAUDADE type song this year I might enjoy or is everything going to be like a spontaneous chem party in a Hackney alleyway?

 

[dmlaw]

I think Marcus & Martinus are going to win. Race Across The World.

 

[Kratz]

This really lacks the energy of Liverpool so far. Not feeling Malin as a host.

 

[RS]

I didn’t mind Moldova

 

[Apoca]

Is there a SAUDADE SAUDADE type song this year I might enjoy or is everything going to be like a spontaneous chem party in a Hackney alleyway?

Portugal could work for you again, I suspect.

 

[Alla]

I can't stand them, and the song without visuals is horseshit.

 

[Tisch]

Is there a SAUDADE SAUDADE type song this year I might enjoy or is everything going to be like a spontaneous chem party in a Hackney alleyway?

Portugal are up soon. They've sent something which I've heard @Wir Butter 'ne Tarty describe as "Portuguese"

 

[RS]

Oh dear the vocals are very nasal

 

[dmlaw]

Is there a SAUDADE SAUDADE type song this year I might enjoy or is everything going to be like a spontaneous chem party in a Hackney alleyway?

Portugal, again. Maybe Denmark.

 

[Kratz]

Remember and never forget.

Sweden could have send Effortless

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is PERFUNCTORY AT BEST

 

[Marina Salty]

This gives every male entry from Sweden for the past 20 years

 

[Ellie]

It’s giving me Stephen Gately vibes vocally.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Was that Mick Hucknall dancing?

 

[PercyPig]

Do Sweden only have the license for one camera effect?

 

[funky]

At the risk of pissing on Sweden’s parade, they have copied the chord progression from Faithless’s Salva Mea WHOLESALE and I was under the impression that these songs were meant to be originals

 

[Star]

It’s giving me Stephen Gately vibes vocally.

They look like him back in the day

 

[Alla]

They are truly evil.

 

[lolly]

Serviceable

It's as offensive as Iceland in its way though - particularly from Sweden

 

[Dark Carnival]

This should have stayed in 2010

 

[win_the_game]

Is there a SAUDADE SAUDADE type song this year I might enjoy or is everything going to be like a spontaneous chem party in a Hackney alleyway?

Don't you think this one is reminiscent of Faithless's Salva Mea?

 

[Bypass]

Sweden getting a bit fat MEH in the Bypass household

 

[RS]

I mean it’s among the better songs from today so far

 

[dmlaw]

Do Sweden only have the license for one camera effect?

They spent all their money on sampling Scandalous.

 

[funky]

At the risk of pissing on Sweden’s parade, they have copied the chord progression from Faithless’s Salva Mea WHOLESALE and I was under the impression that these songs were meant to be originals

Don't you think this one is reminiscent of Faithless's Salva Mea?

 

[Wendy the goat]

It's alright.

 

[Alla]

Always is such a banger.