Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[dmlaw]

Praying for a Michael Jackson Pepsi advert.

 

[win_the_game]

This is qualifying isn't it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[FetchFugly]

Quite tragic.

 

[Ellie]

 

[Dark Carnival]

No. Stop.

 

[win_the_game]

PERVERT!

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[Madison]

Shame on Finland.

 

[RS]

Ban Finland

 

[lolly]

Appalling on most levels

 

[Dark Carnival]

Shame on Finland.

For 2023 and 2024

 

[Tisch]

I think.... That didn't work

I did give a few basic lols at the pretend hiding of the nakedness though

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You've all went deaf. It's a BANGER

 

[Dark Carnival]

Really hope Finland don’t qualify

 

[Apoca]

This is so uncomfortably 2005.

 

[Wendy the goat]

 

[funky]

Appalling on most levels

Please list the exceptions

 

[lolly]

It's shit

I think I want it in the final though

 

[Marina Salty]

Now this is a banger

 

[Star]

I think it will get through

 

[funky]

You've all went deaf. It's a BANGER

How did I know YOU’D LIKE IT!

 

[ButterTart]

Now this is one where the memory of it just basically doesn’t exist in my brain and I’ve heard it several times by now.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

There is a banger underneath it all. A shame he's a twat.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How did I know YOU’D LIKE IT!

My FAMOUSLY GOOD TASTE

 

[Ellie]

DULL. Now this could be Taylor Swift.

 

[Tisch]

Have Natalia's violinists all had to stay behind in Moldova/straight to the monge factory?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is so SUPERFLUOUS TO REQUIREMENTS

 

[HalamaK]

A bit too normal a song for XTina.

 

[D5K]

No one wants to clap with you

 

[Lucille]

The AI background!

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously, I must erase all trace of this song the second it ends. Guarantee I’ll forget all about it and be asking ‘which one was Slovenia?’ come the voting.

 

[Kratz]

In the words of Peter Sissons

‘She’s even got new tits’

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorry but this witch is speaking to my soul right now

 

[Ellie]

Oh, this is another one where you only realise she’s singing in English halfway through.

 

[lolly]

Is that a prosthetic leg or a stylistic choice?

 

[dmlaw]

I suddenly miss Hera’s song. At least that made me feel that I might get a good deal on a week in Torremolinos.

 

[D5K]

I miss SHOOOGAR

 

[ButterTart]

Why are the wings coming out of her thighs?

 

[Suomi]

Finland should come top 5 with that based on song alone