Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 2 (8PM BST)

[Marina Salty]

I still can’t cope. Who picked up a phone for LATVIA!!!!

Estonia!

 

[Dark Carnival]

@OutSynk to apologise on-screen

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Warning, my folks loved it. They have a good detector for the stuff we hate.

This was about Latvia. I warned you all.

 

[Music]

How the fuck did Latvia get through over Malta and Czechia?!

 

[Kratz]

There's a lot of dumb crap in that final.

 

[dmlaw]

I still can’t cope. Who picked up a phone for LATVIA!!!!

It’s shit, but I’m sort of ok with Latvia qualifying. It has been a long time.

 

[Lucille]

Latvia one of the most wicked qualifiers of all time (including Eden Golan)

 

[ButterTart]

Stop picking on Latvia when Switzerland and Netherlands are the real villains.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I still can’t cope. Who picked up a phone for LATVIA!!!!

PERVERTS!!

 

[RS]

There's a lot of dumb crap in that final.

Croatia, Finland, Estonia, Netherlands, Switzerland

 

[Ellie]

HERREYS STILL GOT IT!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

There's a lot of dumb crap in that final.

It's a bad year!

 

[Kratz]

Croatia, Finland, Estonia, Netherlands, Switzerland

Horrifying.

 

[Lucille]

Stop picking on Latvia when Switzerland and Netherlands are the real villains.

At least they have a BEAT!!!

 

[ButterTart]

It’s shit, but I’m sort of ok with Latvia qualifying. It has been a long time.

This is where I’m at. You can’t begrudge them or Georgia. The last time they qualified, Brexit hadn’t even happened.

 

[dmlaw]

At least they have a BEAT!!!

I would strongly support beating the Netherlands.

 

[Music]

So glad for Georgia

 

[ButterTart]

At least they have a BEAT!!!

That’s like saying we should forgive Peter Sutcliffe because he had nice hair.

 

[Madison]

God bless whomever decided three minutes of Herrey’s (in Swedish!) should be broadcast in full.

 

[RS]

Are there even any real ballads this year? This might be Fra(aa)nce’s chance to stand out

 

[Ellie]

God bless whomever decided three minutes of Herrey’s (in Swedish!) should be broadcast in full.

I was out tonight and just caught the last 15 minutes. This was a treat!

 

[RS]

God bless whomever decided three minutes of Herrey’s (in Swedish!) should be broadcast in full.

At the end!

 

[Kratz]

Dizzy sounds like Euphoria next to much of that line up

 

[auretz]

Surely we can count out SAD OLD LATVIA at least?!!

At least all three countries that hadn’t qualified this decade have done this year, that’s got to be good for the health of the contest. Estonia on the other hand

 

[lolly]

Are there even any real ballads this year? This might be Fra(aa)nce’s chance to stand out

I thought it had a good chance before the results. Surely now it's greater though.

It isn't in a strong position with the bookmakers though, is it?

 

[Kratz]

I thought it had a good chance before the results. Surely now it's greater though.

It isn't in a strong position with the bookmakers though, is it?

5th right now

 

[lolly]

5th right now

That is relatively low though, isn't it? In as much as haven't all the recent winners been the favourite by this stage?

 

[Kratz]

That is relatively low though, isn't it? In as much as haven't all the recent winners been the favourite by this stage?

Yeah I think so - it’s only 4% chance

 

[Lucille]

To think SAM TEEN didn’t qualify and that shite did!

 

[Kratz]

To think SAM TEEN didn’t qualify and that shite did!

Nobody is EVER going to ask him to sell Magnums or KitKats

 

[ButterTart]

At least all three countries that hasn’t qualified this decade have done this year, that’s got to be good for the health of the contest. Estonia on the other hand

Have Denmark qualified in the 2020s?

 

[Kratz]

Wait! Did Belgium go OUT?!?!

 

[auretz]

Have Denmark qualified in the 2020s?

Oh I forgot about them! They can go a few years longer to atone for that awful entry qualifying in 2019

 

[ButterTart]

Wait! Did Belgium go OUT?!?!

Yep, they decided to complement their excellent song with the most offputting voice, singer and performance they could physically manage and somehow it wasn't enough to see them through.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh I forgot about them! They can go a few years longer to atone for that awful entry qualifying in 2019

I mean, they should be BANNED from qualifying ever again for that.

 

[Kratz]

I mean, they should be BANNED from qualifying ever again for that.

They should have left her up that ladder

Maybe she IS

 

[Kratz]

Frankly

Marcus and Martinus ALL IS FORGIVEN

 

[ButterTart]

They should have left her up that ladder

Maybe she IS

Oh she can definitely levitate. In Denmark she floats outside the windows of children who stay up too late and drains their souls with her horrible, horrible eyes.

 

[VoR]

Do Denmark have the longest NQ streak now?

Their last was 2019

 

[Alla]

40% for Israel!!