Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist)

[Inner Smile]

alright
Alright
ALRIGHT

 

[Tisch]

Of course it’s Tesla

Shame she wasn't available for the shoot though!

Seriously, what in the name of humanoid technology IS that?

 

[Joseph]

Shame she wasn't available for the shoot though!

Seriously, what in the name of humanoid technology IS that?

The 365 robot

 

[Tisch]

I haven't even given this song a whole listen yet.

This thread keep being bumped just puts Cher's Woman's World in my head instead

 

[disneyteletubby]

She is currently on the One Show

 

[GNL]

That poor woman.

 

[jyxz]

Is she normally that ‘on’ or was she chemically altered?

 

[Inner Smile]

She is currently on the One Show

Thanks for warning

 

[funky]

DO WE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

I mean I'm still FURIOUSLY clicking on every notification I get so CLEARLY NOT

 

[funky]

Has our @Suedehead declared her the QUEEN OF POP yet in a fabulous u-turn?

I won't rest until he has

 

[Halli]

Well the ONE SHOW promo

They didn't bother with WW and just showed the clips of her at Barcelona Pride and Lifetimes which is the official second SINGAL!

 

[GNL]

Forget buzz singles, we love a damage control single.

 

[Marilyn]

Of course it’s Tesla

It’s Telstra, a phone company

 

[Joseph]

It’s Telstra, a phone company

Oh lol

My hatred is blinding me

 

[funky]

She thought it WAS Tesla and was like SIGN ME UP!

 

[Joseph]

Since I wronged her let me be nice and do a Katy Perry Top 10 because I do like her pre-this era

1. The One That Got Away
2. 365
3. I Kissed A Girl
4. California Girls
5. Walking On Air
6. Harley’s In Hawaii
7. Teenage Dream
8. Chained To The Rhythm
9. Ur So Gay
10. Birthday

 

[Pipo]

I'm sorry I still bop to this KP-adjacent bangers these days

 

[funky]

@Joseph and @Pipo so dead to me.

 

[Joseph]

@Joseph and @Pipo so dead to me.

 

[Jark]

she seems to confirm here that Lifetimes is the second single

 

[Lucille]

 

[Halli]

WTF is WW, Lifetimes is the SINGAL!

 

[OutSynk]

It's not. It's that shit song with the sample.

 

[KC 🦋]

You guys are gonna be so mad when the next single goes #1.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You guys are gonna be so mad when the next single goes #1.

Yes, I'm sure the apocalyptic event that leads to that would be most upsetting

 

[Lucille]

You guys are gonna be so mad when the next single goes #1.

How do you come to your conclusions?

 

[OutSynk]

You guys are gonna be so mad when the next single goes #1.

It will go #2.

 

[jivafox]

SEXY

CONFIDENT

 

[KC 🦋]

How do you come to your conclusions?

Divine prophecy

 

[Halli]

WW is #7 in her spotify top 10, 15 million streams but well, interesting...

 

[POP!]

They are probably better off re-releasing "Harleys in Hawaii" or one of her viral "hits" at this point.

 

[Halli]

Harleys was an official 'indie single' it didn't bubble under, it floated around and was too cool for the proper charts.

 

[KC 🦋]

Will she chart ever again?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Will she chart ever again?

You guys are gonna be so mad when the next single goes #1.

 

[KC 🦋]

You guys are gonna be so happy when the next single doesn't go #1.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You guys are gonna be so happy when the next single doesn't go #1.

I imagine we'll be just as indifferent as the public at large

 

[OutSynk]

Will she shart ever again?

I'm confident she will.

 

[Pipo]

bitches, Katy doesn't even fucking care

 

[KC 🦋]

Y'all really underestimating gays.

 

[Lucille]

I admire how KC is committed to never making sense or having a consistent narrative or worldview.