fabulous to see that the LDR new album bingo card has already been kickstarted with:
- terrible homemade artwork
- change of title to something mysterious
- album announced without a single
looking forward to the following in the months ahead:
- lead single dropped with no warning and no video
- long, silent gap until second single
- Lana teasing a social media hiatus via her Honeymoon account in somebody else's comments
- ambiguous quotes designed to confuse about whether or not this is still the country album
- "was the culture ready for Lasso? I guess we'll never know..."
- triple single drop in April
- hint at collaborations with Nikki Lane, Billie Eilish and ASAP Rocky
- viral video of her blowing vape smoke at fans from her car
- ambiguous Rolling Stone interview suggesting this may be her final record
- album drops with zero features
- hot mess tour grabs headlines all summer
- Lana again becomes Jark's most played of the year
and I am so ready
