Madonna Survivor: The 2000s (Round 2)

[POP!]

The best song is already out

20. Hey You
19. Revolver
18. Me Against the Music

 

[Iguana]

Hey You?

 

[Penelope]

I'd be angry but what a ROUND of CLASSIXXXXX really

 

[Jark]

Nothing Fails
Love Profusion
4 Minutes
Miles Away
Celebration

after which it's all classiques

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Nothing Fails
Love Profusion
4 Minutes
Miles Away
Celebration

after which it's all classiques

That’s exactly what I had voted for too.

Give it 2 Me is horrible too but I do love that instrumental breakdown and middle 8.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

And this needs a post of its own, but I really hate 4 Minutes.


(and I love Justin)

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Not @Penelope joining the Get Together elimination club

The CLOTH-EARED TRULL

 

[Tisch]

And this needs a post of its own, but I really hate 4 Minutes.

(and I love Justin)

 

[Penelope]

Not @Penelope joining the Get Together club

The CLOTH-EARED TRULL

Well I was HARDLY going to vote for Celebration WAS I *titters and strips in public*

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

@RaspberrySwirl is right. 4 Minutes is horrible. I can’t remember a single second when it gave me even fleeting joy. In retrospect it was an indication of disgusting horrors to come, e.g. GAYLUV

 

[Jark]

there's just fuck all to 4 Minutes. it feels like a song explicitly engineered to have a Justin feature, but it's a load of nothing. Give it 2 Me is a much better song.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

there's just fuck all to 4 Minutes. it feels like a song explicitly engineered to have a Justin feature, but it's a load of nothing.

It’s also one of her WAITING / HESITATING ones. Unimaginative idiot

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Especially hateful for that ticking clock thing that by 2008 was such a tired thing since she’d already used it for Hung Up (and already back then felt a bit reductive because of that awful Gwen Stephani song).

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I didn’t enjoy the climbing on top of cars in the video OH AT ALL

Get OFF!

 

[Devil]

I think 4 Minutes is fabulous

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Not to forget that annoying habit she had back then with those untimely acrobatic yoga dance moves that she did all over the place

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh God I’m sorry Suedey if you’re reading all of this

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh God I’m sorry Suedey if you’re reading all of this

Nobody should be apologising for EXPRESSING THEIR OPINIONS!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

And on that note, Hollywood is rubbish

GET RID OF IT

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

And on that note, Hollywood is rubbish

GET RID OF IT

I HATE YOU

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

 

[dmlaw]

Nobody should be apologising for EXPRESSING THEIR OPINIONS!

But some of those opinions are WRONG.

 

[Jark]

Hollywood is fabulous! it was my favourite Madonna song for a while once in a blue moon I still have a moment to it.

TRIP THE STATION
*computer collapses*
CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

But some of those opinions are WRONG.

Well in that case we can have a HEARTY AND VIGOROUS DEBATE!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Hollywood is fabulous! it was my favourite Madonna song for a while once in a blue moon I still have a moment to it.

TRIP THE STATION
*computer collapses*
CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

Yes indeed!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Hollywood is NO Love Profusion. Hope that one wins x

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I’d like to express my extreme point of view; aside from Don’t Tell Me and Die Another Day (Music, Hung Up and Sorry too) the two best songs in this sad group are:

Hollywood

and

American Pie

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

This bird has flown

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I’d like to express my extreme point of view; aside from Don’t Tell Me and Die Another Day (Music, Hung Up and Sorry too) the two best songs in this sad group are:

Hollywood

and

American Pie

But what about

LOVE PROFUSION

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I recall hearing American Life for the first time whilst in company and everyone being excited and dancing perhaps slightly over-enthusiastically. When it came round to hearing GAYLUV for the first time in the same company, everyone just STOOD STILL

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

But what about

LOVE PROFUSION

 

[Shoat]

I've decided Celebration must win.

It's of course utter DRIVEL, but it's so representative of who Madonna had become, amd it's also especially AMAZING in the context that only a year later Madam was running around daring to call others "reductive"

 

[Funky]

THANK GOD IT’S GONE

 

[Jark]

wait, are we about to lose American Life?

I've just realised that NOTHIN'. is what it seeeeeeeeeeeems...

 

[Funky]

American Life has had such a bizarre trajectory for me. If any song would age badly you’d think it would be that. But actually, I think it has gotten better with age

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I quite like American Life which just goes to show that my previous claim to not like songs with American in the title is a load of old tosh

 

[OutSynk]

What’s with the Love Profusion HATE?

 

[OutSynk]

Omg at some of these songs having more votes than Celebration fuck the fuck off

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

What’s with the Love Profusion HATE?

Some of these monsters have had their souls chopped out

 

[Saltwater]

What I don't understand the Miles Away hate, it's one of her most beautiful songs and in general.