Melodifestivalen 2022 GOSSIP OCH BITCHING thread

[Penelope]

Oh @Penelope it's all turning VERY NASTY

It's like the time you ruined @Suomi's lovely party

Just VERY DELIGHTED to be CREATING CONVERSATION

 

[Zu]

I'm thinking an ARMY OF LOVERS return and call me a Nazi but I don't care how awful someone is if they can serve up this sort of rubbish

 

[Penelope]

Not turn this into more Bergendahl badinage but I do expect Ashes to Ashes is my all time most played song on Spotify.

Kingdom Come's last minute was just a Bella & Filippa style finish away from being the GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME!

 

[Soldi]

Oh @Penelope it's all turning VERY NASTY

It's like the time you ruined @Suomi's lovely party

It’s like deciding what Eurovision to watch in the middle of lockdown all over again

 

[ButterTart]

On the COMEBACK WISHLIST - if we could get a return from GURNING MADAME Ace Wilder that'd be GREAT THANKS

Talk about MISSING IN ACTION though - nothing on Instagram since March 2019! HAUNTING

I can't think of a better way for her to celebrate her 50th.

 

[Penelope]

I'm thinking an ARMY OF LOVERS return and call me a Nazi but I don't care how awful someone is if they can serve up this sort of rubbish

On one hand Alexander Bard is probably the WORST PERSON OF ALL TIME, but on the OTHER La Camilla and Jean-Pierre are obviously among the most DELIGHTFUL of all time, so WHO CAN SAY if they're bad or not

 

[Penelope]

Yes LET'S I THINK WE SHOULD




Don't forget those CLOSED CAPTIONS DARLINGS!

 

[ButterTart]

I'd love Etzia to have another go. She was done up something rotten by the smoke machine in '17

NATURAL

 

[Zu]

Yes LET'S I THINK WE SHOULD




Don't forget those CLOSED CAPTIONS DARLINGS!

Oh that was just GHASTLY and Jean-Pierre was FAR FROM DELIGHTFUL!

 

[Penelope]

Oh that was just GHASTLY and Jean-Pierre was FAR FROM DELIGHTFUL!

Oh don't pretend you haven't been the PLATONIC IDEAL of a catty little queen in your time!

 

[Lucille]

Are you COMING ONTO VoR here?!

Oh I wouldn’t want SOILED’s SLOPPY SECONDS

 

[Kratz]

Kingdom Come's last minute was just a Bella & Filippa style finish away from being the GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME!

So true. We also need an in-depth reappraisal of why Bella & Filippa failed. It really was the height of melody aversion!

 

[Zu]

Oh don't pretend you haven't been the PLATONIC IDEAL of a catty little queen in your time!

Well OBVIOUSLY but it's something that's very easy to do so it doesn't feel like an IMPRESSIVE ACHIEVEMENT

 

[Penelope]

So true. We also need an in-depth reappraisal of why Bella & Filippa failed. It really was the height of melody aversion!

Old people were too DISTRACTED by Owe Thornqvist's ANCIENT CHARMS

EIther that or the LOBBED HOT DOG

 

[Zu]

Sorry Oscar I’m not interested, I’d rather get LOOSED UP by SCOUSE DADDY.

Are you COMING ONTO VoR here?!

Not being funny but my IMPLAUSIBILITY-O-METER is going off here on VARIOUS FRONTS

 

[Penelope]

WHO WAS SCOUSE DADDY?!

 

[Zu]

WHO WAS SCOUSE DADDY?!

DELICIOUS places IN LONDON

OMG I always admire these on the coach in! Who doesn't picture themselves getting ploughed in those windows? :disco: Lovely LIGHT, too!

www.moopy.org.uk

 

[Zu]

One of @Lucille's LOCAL FRIENDS

 

[Penelope]

Wishlist from @Suomi TACK

 

[COB]

Thank god nobody ever gets offputtingly abusive around these parts

 

[Apoca]

The moment the backing choir drops in "Crucified".

 

[Penelope]

The moment the backing choir drops in "Crucified".

Honestly ON PAR with WOLF KATI!

 

[Apoca]

Will also accept Martin Rolinski BUT NOT WITH A BALLAD

 

[Zu]

Thank god nobody ever gets offputtingly abusive around these parts

Thank God nobody ever makes insinuations and doesn't actually name who they're referring to

 

[Penelope]

Will also accept Martin Rolinski BUT NOT WITH A BALLAD

YES!

And given he only went out by 3k votes to the EVENTUAL WINNER in andra chansen, in many ways the MORAL runner-up of MF 2013

 

[D5K]

I'm ready for a triumphant Molly Sanden return.

 

[Apoca]

Realistically speaking, I'd be shocked if Omar Rudberg wasn't back in 2022 or 2023 off of the back of Young Royals. Just hopefully with an actual song and a different haircut cause that was NOT IT.

 

[Penelope]

I'm ready for a triumphant Molly Sanden return.

I have a feeling she might be if anything a bit big for the contest these days...I get the feeling Youniverse might have been the last chance saloon (until she needs a career pick-me-up down the road at least)

 

[Penelope]

Realistically speaking, I'd be shocked if Omar Rudberg wasn't back in 2022 or 2023 off of the back of Young Royals. Just hopefully with an actual song and a different haircut cause that was NOT IT.

I was AGOG this didn't make it at the time. What a little performer!

 

[Apoca]

I'm ready for a triumphant Molly Sanden return.

With a Torn re-write. TACK, VI HAR EN VINNER.

 

[COB]

Thank God nobody ever makes insinuations and doesn't actually name who they're referring to

@charliebobs

 

[D5K]

With a Torn re-write. TACK, VI HAR EN VINNER.

Was Torn ever linked to her? I think it was originally written for Loreen wasn't it?

 

[Apoca]

I was AGOG this didn't make it at the time. What a little performer!

Penny, älskling, have you listened to the "song"?

 

[Penelope]

It BANGED

 

[Apoca]

Was Torn ever linked to her? I think it was originally written for Loreen wasn't it?

Yep, that was always pretty much the word on the street. But it would have been very solid in Molly Sandén's hands. Lisa Ajax did fine it but with a better singer it would have SOARED.

 

[D5K]

Yep, that was always pretty much the word on the street. But it would have been very solid in Molly Sandén's hands. Lisa Ajax did fine it but with a better singer it would have SOARED.

No offence to Lisa but the instrumental version is stunning.

 

[Kratz]

The moment the backing choir drops in "Crucified".

It was (at that point) one of the best MF moments we had been given in a very long time!

 

[Soldi]

Lisa was never going to top My Heart Wants Me Dead

 

[win_the_game]

I Don't Give A was her greatest perf. Literally EMOTING ON SCREEN

 

[Soldi]

I still CACKLE at the LED backdrop