Melodifestivalen 2023 GOSSIP OCH BITCHING THREAD (1 Viewer)

[Penelope]

LOREEN'S TRACK IS A CAZZI OPEIA COWRITE OMG

 

[babun]

Marcus & Martinus are heat three, no?

Yes, now confirmed they are heat 3 thankfully.

 

[Penelope]

Paul Rey referencing RuPaul in his VT, and having a LIAMOO, Dino Medanhodzic and Jimmy Joker Thornfeldt cowrite, the year after cowriting I Can't Get Enough... if this hot bitch is not at least semi-interesting next year I'm rioting

 

[Suomi]

Paul Rey referencing RuPaul in his VT, and having a LIAMOO, Dino Medanhodzic and Jimmy Joker Thornfeldt cowrite, the year after cowriting I Can't Get Enough... if this hot bitch is not at least semi-interesting next year I'm rioting

And he said it was uptempo so…gay rights

 

[Penelope]

I'm ready. I'm ready for Paul Rey's Bluffin'

 

[Suomi]

 

[Apoca]

Opening this stream and the first two people are two NORWEGIAN TEENAGERS?

WHAT IS THIS?

Sounds like Paul Rey finally entered something fun and uptempo? WHERE CAZZI LEADS.

 

[Penelope]

I can't stop screaming at Melanie Wehbe and Laurell Barker finally both getting their shot at the main stage and then BOTH BEING PUT IN THE SAME HEAT

 

[Suomi]

The whole thing:

[BGCOLOR=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Heat 1[/BGCOLOR]​

Victor Crone – ”Diamonds”
Låtskrivare: David Lindgren Zacharias, Peter Kvint, Victor Crone

Rejhan – ”Haunted”
Låtskrivare: Albin Johnsén, Mattias Andréasson, Pontus Söderman, Tilde RONIA Wrigsell

Loulou LaMotte – ”Inga sorger”
Låtskrivare: Jonas Thander, Loulou LaMotte

Eva Rydberg & Ewa Roos – ”Länge leve livet”
Låtskrivare: Emil Vaker, Henric Pierroff, Kalle Rydberg

Elov & Beny – ”Raggen går”
Låtskrivare: Johan Werner, Kristian Wejshag, Mattias Elovsson, Oscar Kilenius, Tim Larsson

Tone Sekelius – ”Rhythm of my show”
Låtskrivare: Anderz Wrethov, Dino Medanhodzic, Jimmy "Joker" Thörnfeldt, Tone Sekelius

Jon Henrik Fjällgren, Arc North feat. Adam Woods – ”Where You Are (Sávečan)”
Låtskrivare: Arc North, Calle Hellberg, Jon Henrik Fjällgren, Joy Deb, Oliver Belvelin, Richard Lästh, Tobias Lundgren, William Segerdahl


Heat 2

Wiktoria – ”All my life (Where have you been)”
Låtskrivare: Herman Gardarfve, Melanie Wehbe, Patrik Jean, Wiktoria Johansson

Eden – ”Comfortable”
Låtskrivare: Benjamin Rosenbohm, Eden Alm, Emil Adler Lei, Julie Aagaard

Uje Brandelius – ”Grytan”
Låtskrivare: Uje Brandelius

Theoz – ”Mer av dig”
Låtskrivare: Axel Schylström, Jakob Redtzer, Peter Boström, Thomas G:son

Maria Sur – ”Never give up”
Låtskrivare: Anderz Wrethov, Laurell Barker

Tennessee Tears – ”Now I know”
Låtskrivare: Anderz Wrethov, Jonas Hermansson, Thomas Stengaard, Tilda Feuk

Panetoz – ”On my way”
Låtskrivare: Anders Wigelius, Daniel Nzinga, Jimmy Jansson, Nebeyu Baheru, Njol Badjie, Pa Modou Badjie, Robert Norberg


Heat 3

Marcus & Martinus – ”Air”
Låtskrivare: Jimmy "Joker" Thörnfeldt, Joy Deb, Linnea Deb, Marcus Gunnarsen, Martinus Gunnarsen

Melanie Wehbe – ”For the show”
Låtskrivare: David Lindgren Zacharias, Herman Gardarfve, Melanie Wehbe

Ida-Lova – ”Låt hela stan se på”
Låtskrivare: Andreas ”Giri” Lindbergh, Ida-Lova Lind, Joy Deb, Linnea Deb

Paul Rey – ”Royals”
Låtskrivare: Dino Medanhodzic, Jimmy "Joker" Thörnfeldt, Liamoo, Paul Rey

Nordman – ”Släpp alla sorger”
Låtskrivare: Jimmy Jansson, Thomas G:son

Laurell – ”Sober”
Låtskrivare: Anderz Wrethov, Andreas Stone Johansson, Laurell Barker, Thomas Stengaard

Casanovas – ”Så kommer känslorna tillbaka”
Låtskrivare: Henrik Sethsson, Mikael Karlsson


Heat 4

Signe & Hjördis – ”Edelweiss”
Låtskrivare: Anderz Wrethov, Jimmy Jansson, Myra Granberg

Axel Schylström – ”Gorgeous”
Låtskrivare: Axel Schylström, Herman Gardarfve, Jonas Thander, Malin Halvardsson

Emil Henrohn – ”Mera mera mera”
Låtskrivare: Emil Henrohn, Jakob Redtzer, Ji Nilsson, Marlene Strand

Mariette – ”One day”
Låtskrivare: Jimmy Jansson, Thomas G:son, Mariette

Smash Into Pieces – ”Six feet under”
Låtskrivare: Andreas ”Giri” Lindbergh, Benjamin Jennebo, Chris Adam, Jimmy "Joker" Thörnfeldt, Joy Deb, Linnea Deb, Per Bergquist

Loreen – ”Tattoo”
Låtskrivare: Jimmy "Joker" Thörnfeldt, Jimmy Jansson, Loreen, Moa ”Cazzi Opeia” Carlebecker, Peter Boström, Thomas G:son

Kiana – ”Where did you go”
Låtskrivare: Jimmy "Joker" Thörnfeldt, Joy Deb, Linnea Deb

 

[Penelope]

Emil Horehronie is sending a schlager I think

 

[Apoca]

Victor Croney with a Peter Kvint cowrite is truly offensive. Like, a reductive millenial Andreas Johnsson.

 

[Apoca]

Waiting for the first person on Moopy to say "Well they can SMASH ME INTO PIECES "

 

[Penelope]

The songwriters on that Signe and Hjördis track and the genre being FOLK ETHNOPOP are both really SETTING MY CUNT ALIGHT this morning - we're getting a NEW TIMOTEIJ, GIRLS!

 

[Penelope]

Waiting for the first person on Moopy to say "Well they can SMASH ME INTO PIECES "

2/4 of them TACK!

 

[Penelope]

Second year in a row without Fredrik Kempe. I think he's finally dead/retired/locked up in maximum security prison, girls

 

[Penelope]

Jimmy "Joker" Thornfeldt cowriting a whole SIX out of the 28 entries for the second year in a row

 

[Suomi]

Ida Love could be one to watch

 

[Suomi]

So I guess Loreen took Cazzi’s spot…with Cazzi’s own song

 

[D5K]

I can't stop screaming at Melanie Wehbe and Laurell Barker finally both getting their shot at the main stage and then BOTH BEING PUT IN THE SAME HEAT

I was just thinking that... presumably their songs must sound quite different?

 

[ButterTart]

I’d have objected in the strongest possible terms to Paul OR Axel. Getting both is tantamount to assault.

 

[Penelope]

I’d have objected in the strongest possible terms to Paul OR Axel. Getting both is tantamount to assault.

Alas, Axel IS coming back with a ballad

 

[D5K]

I liked Axel's song the first time around.

 

[ButterTart]

Alas, Axel IS coming back with a ballad

What a disgusting cunt.

 

[Alla]

So Miss P was Paul Rey. Makes sense.

 

[HalamaK]

Didn't know he did drag.

 

[Kratz]

Paul Rey on all fours pls

 

[VoR]

Paul Rey on all fours pls

If you’re talking about his maximum points from each demographic then I concur.

 

[Kaleen]

First odds are out…

Jon Henrik Fjällgren, Arc North feat. Adam Woods 6.50
Loreen 6.50
Marcus & Martinus 8.50
Nordman 8.50
Tone Sekelius 10.00
Maria Sur 12.00
Victor Crone 12.00
Panetoz 14.00
Paul Rey 14.00
Mariette 16.00
Wiktoria 16.00
Loulou LaMotte 21.00
Theoz 21.00
Rejhan 36.00
Axel Schylström 46.00
Eden 51.00
Emil Henrohn 51.00
Kiana 51.00
Laurell 51.00
Melanie Wehbe 51.00
Smash Into Pieces 51.00
Tennessee Tears 51.00
Elov & Benny 76.00
Eva Rydberg & Ewa Roos 76.00
Ida-Lova 76.00
Casanovas 101.00
Signe & Hjördis 101.00
Uje Brandelius 101.00

 

[VoR]

Last year Cornelia opened at 51/1, so get those Laurell bets in now, gays!

 

[Kaleen]

Last year Cornelia opened at 51/1, so get those Laurell bets in now, gays!

51.00 is actually 50/1, but anyways. If you liked Habit you’ll like Sober.

 

[Suomi]

51.00 is actually 50/1, but anyways. If you liked Habit you’ll like Sober.

Have you heard the song??

 

[Kaleen]

Have you heard the song??

PM me, hun

 

[VoR]

According to Swedish press rumours today, the early winning song hype from those who've heard the entries is gathering around... NORDMAN

 

[Kaleen]

According to Swedish press rumours today, the early winning song hype from those who've heard the entries is gathering around... NORDMAN

They said the same about Anders last year. Cornelia wasn't even in the frame.

I dount the international jury will go for a song by two men in their mid 50s with a song in Swedish.

 

[Madison]

Didn’t Anders do really well?

 

[Kaleen]

Didn’t Anders do really well?

He did, but that was NOT based on the song.

 

[Penelope]

Well it probably was a bit. I doubt he'd have done that well if he'd turned up with Euro Neuro. I presume the people who heard it early on were plenty aware who he was and hyping it knowing everything in the round that led him to get the vote he did!

 

[Alla]

Well it probably was a bit. I doubt he'd have done that well if he'd turned up with Euro Neuro.

Unless it was the v*r remix.

 

[Penelope]

I suspect Anders Bagge's love letter to @VoR would have similarly struggled, even if it did get @The Unholy Ghost's PAWS A-SCRABBLIN'

 

[Penelope]

Oh for fucks sake NOT CHRISTMAS NAMES AGAIN