Penelope
striking, unique, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳
Friend of a Friend was fun but really that's about it. The whole thing had a bit of an air of DEATH BY INSTAGRAM
HOW MANY POINTS DID YOU GIVE IT VoR
Malta post-2010 is so much more awful than I remember.
OH YES I CANOh come on, "Tomorrow" was only just in my top 5 but he's just so cute. You can't tell me that "One Life" is better than that.
I REALLY did NOT want to give these fuckers any points.
But I hated this fucker a lot more2nd: Mikolas Josef - Lie To Me (110pts)
The Czech Republic's biggest success to date, there was (minor) speculation that they could actually win with this Timberlake-aping groove. In the end, 6th feels about right - it's impressively well executed and he put on an impressive show considering he was working through a potentially debilitating back injury at the time.
Predictably divisive on Moopy, my favourite voting stat is what an UTTER DISS it is that despite a full-blown Helen Lovejoy campaign about the filthy lyrics at the time, @Kalabaliken actually ended up marking this higher than Martina Barta. Did she cut in front of him at the bar in Kyiv or something?
7 x 12 (Buttertart, Ag, sewerynsven, Alla, Kevin7, Jacques, RoM)
4 x 0 (Suomi, David_5000, Dark Carnival, Ill Advised)
Also OMG HOW COULD YOU ALL. It was THIS DECADE'S IN THE DISCO!
It was It's All About You by CUTIE OF THE EVENINGIt was fucking dire.
It was fucking dire.
I tried to remember how it went before looking at the link but all that came to mind was this, which was JUST AS WELL QUITE FRANKLY
How did this gurning, simpleton CUNT get more points than Breathlessly?8th: Gianluca Bezzina - Tomorrow (54pts)
The singing doctor with an Ed Sheeran hard-on, somewhat tragically, this twee little ditty is Malta's biggest success of the 2010s and their only top ten finish of the decade.
I suppose I can see the appeal, and he seemed like a nice enough chap, if vaguely like the sort of person who seems really pleasant until they casually drop into conversation that they and their entire family (pictured) belong to an obscure doomsday cult. Song-wise, this could probably be entered this year and perform just as well if not better. Such are the times we live in.
1 x 12 (Alla)
4 x 0 (Pingu, Buttertart, Win The Game, Penelope)
6th: Firelight - Coming Home (75pts)
A sweet little Mumford and Sons moment that most people expected to see do a fair bit better than it did. I guess it must have got lost in the shuffle a tad, which is often Malta's curse. Also, watching the performance back the Copenhagen stage really swallowed them a bit.
Shirley Clamp on the keys is the clear highlight, but they all look like they're having a jolly old time. The lead singer is quite clearly on the dying days of a doomed Keto kick as we speak.
Highest score: 10 (Suomi)
2 x 0pts (Kalabaliken, David 5000)
We actually planned a holiday to Malta last year, looked everything up, what to do, all the best drunken dives, then changed our minds. Can't think why
Fuck ME, he was TWENTY FOUR HERE!
Fuck ME, he was TWENTY FOUR HERE!
WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THEM IN MALTA?