Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 7: Belarus, Finland & The Netherlands

[Zu]

Oh darling HARK ON about your HIGH RESOLUTION SCARVES why don't you

Oh do shut up and get on with rehearsing that ‘Solayoh’ routine in advance of next weekend’s GLORIOUS WIN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Zu]

@Dark Carnival to get his rehearsal high heels on as well please

Although, being a natural (and very leggy) blonde, I’M going to be Alyona and I’m very handy with a stiletto heel so there’ll be no arguments

 

[Zu]

Oh God it’s almost a week away and it’s STARTING ALREADY!

 

[VoR]

Sing It Away in particular I’m sure randomly beat an ACTUAL GOOD SONG to go to Eurovision

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG NO WAY!

I totally forgot No Fear even existed! How on earth did Sing It Away beat it

Its almost definitely better than everything else in the Finnish line up including iconic hot mess and fun for gays Monsters

 

[Zu]

Fun for SOME gays

Personally I would have preferred ‘Domino’ with its exciting possibilities for horrifying on-stage accidents

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Was Domino the one she sung 99% upside down

 

[Zu]

PART of it was



It’s spinning out of control! We CAN’T MAKE IT STOP!

 

[Alla]

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

PART of it was



It’s spinning out of control! We CAN’T MAKE IT STOP!

How on earth did they get THAT MANY PEOPLE in an arena to watch Saara Aalto perform THREE SONGS!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

God what a COMPLETE PILE OF SICK MESS the national final version of Monsters was



Not that the Eurovision version was much of an upgrade tbh

 

[ButterTart]

But also stuff as MAJESTIC as Blackbird. Only for silly old Europe to send them packing before the final

That was bizarre, it wasn't even as if the staging was especially poor. I hadn't even considered the possibility that it might not qualify.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Voted.

Christ Finland when they were good they were alright. When they were bad they caught a venereal disease.

 

[Alla]

I'm doing this on friday, don't tag me.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sending a punk band with brain damage really was a fucking CHOICE.

 

[ButterTart]

Voted.

Christ Finland when they were good they were alright. When they were bad they caught a venereal disease.

I can't remember them being as shit as they apparently were. Three, maybe four decent songs and pure filler otherwise.

 

[Alla]

Sending a punk band with brain damage really was a fucking CHOICE.

And some dramatic eurofans (well, most of them) CRYING because they were going to win out of sympathy.

 

[win_the_game]

Watching Finland 2016, "Sing It Away" was a decent song ruined by a truly NOXIOUS performance.

Visually, like a hen night from hell. Sandy and the Lambrini girls, all head to toe in New Look's finest as they inevitably turn up at the provincial gay club. Slut dropping the night away.

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP.

FUCK OFF.

 

[dmlaw]

It has taken me THREE DAYS to get through Belarus because I frequently just couldn't bear it anymore and now you tell me that Finland is worse?

 

[Suomi]

and now over to Suomi for our brand new feature:

Who will Penelope be giving a random 12 to this time?

Hi everyone. place your bets below. The contestant with the highest overall score at the end of all of the rounds gets to bring one eliminated act back to the final!

My votes:
Belarus: Butterflies
Netherlands: Ik Ben Verliefd
Finland: Something Better


VOTE PUBLICLY NOW

 

[Kevin]

It has taken me THREE DAYS to get through Belarus because I frequently just couldn't bear it anymore and now you tell me that Finland is worse?

Thankfully you have the Netherlands in their prime years left.

 

[Ill Advised]

Voted

Country rank:

Finland
Netherlands





Belarus

 

[win_the_game]

The Netherlands have been consistently strong this decade.

The only mild criticism is that it all sounds rather safe and middle of the road.

 

[Suomi]

I would say of all the countries so far the Netherlands have been the weakest overall.

 

[ButterTart]

The Netherlands had the only song this round that I actually wanted to give a 12 to.

 

[Penelope]

and now over to Suomi for our brand new feature:

Who will Penelope be giving a random 12 to this time?

Hi everyone. place your bets below. The contestant with the highest overall score at the end of all of the rounds gets to bring one eliminated act back to the final!

My votes:
Belarus: Butterflies
Netherlands: Ik Ben Verliefd
Finland: Something Better


VOTE PUBLICLY NOW

One of these is NEARLY right

 

[Dark Carnival]

So behind again this week, I've only quickly touched on Finland so far

 

[Dark Carnival]

And some of Belarus.

(Solayoh)

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[D5K]

Oh this'll brighten up my afternoon.

*looks at country selection*

Oh.

 

[VoR]

24 hour call

@lolly, @Kalabaliken, @Kevin, @Raining On Me, @David_5000 @Zu-Klara

 

[D5K]

Voted. That lineup was as wet as the afternoon out there.

 

[D5K]

And I'd forgotten how half-arsed the 'I Love Belarus' choreography was.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Finland vote sent!

 

[Dark Carnival]

On to the Netherlands now, I had totally forgotten about Joan Franka's offensive outfit! A choice

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh you'd think The Common Linnets would get better with time. Nah, still the same tuneless shit.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh you'd think The Common Linnets would get better with time. Nah, still the same tuneless shit.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I said what I said.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I said what I said.

Cancelled.