Poland 2023: Blanka - Solo

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

We had an afternoon listening to the tracks last weekend, and this went down a STORM

It was the studio version, obviously

It’ll be alright on the night

 

[Apo-KANT!]

It’ll be alright on the night

 

[IntoTheDark]

DEFANATELY SHOULDN’T HAVE COME LAST

As per this interview, that was her first ever big performance and she has a corporate day job in compliance

 

[Zu]

As per this interview, that was her first ever big performance and she has a corporate day job in compliance

Oh

Well she should have rehearsed a bit more and TRIED A BIT HARDER! Not everyone gets to perform on a rigged National Final that expensive!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Not everyone gets to perform on a rigged National Final that expensive!

The Twins AGOG!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

The Twins AGOG!

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They visited my school after they were on that Andrew Lloyd Webber thing

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

They visited my school after they were on that Andrew Lloyd Webber thing

What were they delivering?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This reminds me of hot dog meat - utterly sumptuous, despite being transparently made out of all the disgusting recycled offal bits

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Yes like a bin full of expired meats it’s HIGHLY INFECTIOUS

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

There’s a dance break, she’s taking it

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

YESSSSSSSSS!

 

[Christian]

REJOICE

 

[TiShh]

Any idea why this is doing so well in youtube views, streams and chart positions? I'm guessing it's mainly from Eastern Europe but is that normal for Polish entries? I thought it was normally the Serbian ones that killed it in that part of the world.

 

[TiShh]

There’s a dance break, she’s taking it

SloMo WHO?

SLOMLO 4ever

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

She’s going to pull it out of the bag.

Take THAT BBC predictor!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

HOT AND COLD
HIGH AN YA LOW
MESSIN WI MY MIND

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

There’s a dance break, she’s taking it

YES YES YES at this getting the first Eurovision's Dance Break Edit of the year!

 

[IntoTheDark]

Any idea why this is doing so well in youtube views, streams and chart positions? I'm guessing it's mainly from Eastern Europe but is that normal for Polish entries? I thought it was normally the Serbian ones that killed it in that part of the world.

Warner Music have been promoting the shit out of it, in a nutshell.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

There’s a dance break, she’s taking it

Well, this is obvs stomping it's way to victory now

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I imagine Laurell Barker's FINEST VOX will be on full parade backing this and all

 

[Pingu]

Any idea why this is doing so well in youtube views, streams and chart positions? I'm guessing it's mainly from Eastern Europe but is that normal for Polish entries? I thought it was normally the Serbian ones that killed it in that part of the world.

It was out in September and a hit prior to being in the Polish final.

 

[TiShh]

It was out in September and a hit prior to being in the Polish final.

That kind of puts paid to the IT'S A FIX claims then doesn't it? If it was already known of course the public were going to vote for it?

 

[Pingu]

That kind of puts paid to the IT'S A FIX claims then doesn't it? If it was already known of course the public were going to vote for it?

No it was definitely a fix but that's by the by.

 

[Kaleen]

 

[Kaleen]

Probably the only time Moopy will like a post containing a Jess Glynne song

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

omg

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

No Blanka ads on my Grindr

 

[IntoTheDark]

Well, NETTA did this in 2018 and she WON

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Now firmly of the view this should have in fact been.....the Jesy Nelson solo debut

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

For those that haven’t yet learned it - @Christian and myself will be leading a masterclass in Blanka’s jaunty hand dance (used in the first chorus and final chorus) this afternoon. You’ll need it for the performance and winner’s reprise. Please sign up on the bulletin board.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Warsaw 2024 jazda!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Kaleen]

PRAY TO OUR LADY OF BEJBA

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

PRAY TO OUR LADY OF BEJBA

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Album cover please!

 

[Kaleen]

I think this is going to go top 10 with the televote. Juries probably won’t go for it but it’s by far the most viewed song from the semis if you take into consideration the fact the two day difference.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh I’m sure Miss Blanka has slipped a few jury members some ZLOTY.

 

[funky]

I danced to this song last night and I enjoyed it.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

IT’S A HIT!

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm so glad it's here but I am somewhat confused as to why you'd actively pick up the TELEPHONE to vote for it.

I imagine La Zarra has already orchestrated kicking her in the shins accidentally in the hallway

 

[OutSynk]

I danced to this song last night and I enjoyed it.

How drunk were you?