Real Housewives of New York

[jivafox]

 

[Iguana]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Apoca]

I'm ready.

 

[jivafox]

Ramona Singer: I forgot who Kristen Taekman was before ‘RHONY Legacy’ casting

“I just genuinely forgot who she was,” Singer’s daughter, Avery, told Page Six, prompting the Bravolebrity to add, “Well, everyone did.”

pagesix.com

 

[Tisch]

"Luann's handsome daughter"

 

[jivafox]

“Mom don’t say that!”

 

[VoR]

Such beautiful vocals

 

[jivafox]

You just know she thought they asked her because she’s a “singer” and not because they’re taking the piss. God i love her

 

[Tisch]

Luann's music career is definitely one of my favourite RHONY sub-plots. You think she's in on the joke, then she'll say something like "well YOU DON'T HAVE A NUMBER ONE DANCE HIT ON ITUNES" and you realise with horror that she really thinks she's Madonna.

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Such beautiful vocals

DECEASED

 

[jivafox]

 

[Apoca]

She's startin (to sell her own liquor)

 

[Iguana]

 

[Lucille]

Having exclusively these two voices FOGHORNING in my ears for an hour? No thanks.

 

[Iguana]

Having exclusively these two voices FOGHORNING in my ears for an hour? No thanks.

 

[jivafox]

Having exclusively these two voices FOGHORNING in my ears for an hour? No thanks.

My phone the entire time

 

[Iguana]

Having exclusively these two voices FOGHORNING in my ears for an hour? No thanks.

Currently having an ANEURYSM listening to this.

 

[jivafox]

Currently having an ANEURYSM listening to this.

 

[jivafox]

Omg

 

[Lucille]

 

[Apoca]

 

[Lucille]

I need them back so bad.

 

[Apoca]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I need them back so bad.

We've all done it

 

[Phoenix]

She’s spiraling

 

[jivafox]

 

[VoR]

As posted in the Donald Trump thread, I featured Countess LuAnn in the Celebrity Mugshots round of the pub quiz I host yesterday.

Sadly there were ZERO correct answers, but I thought you might enjoy the wrong guesses.

Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock
Nigella Lawson
Sandra Bullock's Relative
Nancy Pelosi
Martha Stewart
Caitlin Jenner
Some Real Housewife
Martha Stewart
Sandra Bullock

I imagine she'd be much more pleased with some of those than others...

 

[jivafox]

Martha Stewart's gotta hurt!

 

[VoR]

Nancy Pelosi ticked me!

Plus of course CAITLIN

 

[Iguana]

"Some Real Housewife" is not strictly wrong!

 

[VoR]

I gave it a half point.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t at the disrespect.

 

[Phoenix]

between this and berating her daughter on her podcast, she’s truly lost it

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Lucille]

Has there ever been anyone more ASPIRATIONAL!

 

[Lucille]

Is that the same apartment that looks over Tom’s penthouse?!

 

[Iguana]

I didn't recognise her. Queen of reinvention!

 

[KC 🦋]