The Conservatives: The Wilderness Years

I know I’m supposed to laugh and normally I would but I’m reminded that this useless waste of oxygen once had serious power in this country
 
Why is she even still given a platform? If she's ever given any platform she should be asked and held accountable for her role in last year's race riots.
 
You just know whichever of Italy or Türkiye managed to colonise the entirety of the Balkans, Suella and a lot of Luton residents are FURIOUS we didn't think of doing so first.

Prepare the troops!
 
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She knows what she's doing. She's playing the pillarbox eyes card. She's Borising her way into Downing Street one foul comment at a time. I would say we shouldn't feed the troll, but of course that's exactly with the British press will do.
 
She’s clearly relishing the race to the bottom! They obviously feel like they have to go further right than reform, as this isn’t even something a Reform MP would say (on record).
 
I just don't see any world where a black woman trying to out-Farage Farage (badly) succeeds. If you stopped voting Tory because you thought they fucked it all up and you think London doesn't look British anymore, why are you voting for her - the person who was a huge power player in it all, the person who didn't hold an inquiry when they were in charge but now wants one - and not Farage?
 
I am still convinced Farage will be our next Prime Minister by HOOK or by CROOK. It just depends on which party it will be for...
 
I think it's more likely the Tories get Boris back as leader at some stage. Reform have a *lot* of hurdles to practically winning, and there aren't many Tory MPs in a hurry to let Farage in any time soon (especially now their most vocal advocate for that's been ditched by the voters and fucked off to reality TV). They're probably more likely to want to try and one-up him, and getting back Boris - who's gagging to make a comeback so he can emulate Churchill - makes most sense...
 
I think it's more likely the Tories get Boris back as leader at some stage.
ugh. please no. I'd rather a useless racist technocrat than another ride on the Boris train. the public won't go for that again.
 
STILL, none of them are suddenly going to have to go on JOBSEEKERS ALLOWANCE, are they?
 
God bless Liz

It's a shame nobody will listen to her irrelevant views which are obviously correct because we all know the British private education system is based on nothing BUT MERIT
 
Is she in a MAGA cap? :D

Lest we forget that this person gave the Queen's eulogy.
 
The only way it's not happening is if Musk and Zuckerberg really don't want it to

Because for all of our disdain of the American voters, the Brits are no more intelligent or less malevolent

We lurched back to the centre with Starmer not because the residents of Hartlepool and Harlow had enough of EVIL, but simply because of lettuce memes and they didn't find Sunak as funny as Boris.
 
The Daily Fail readers and the racists are two demographics that are indeed too big to really mock America over. But I’d still argue that our overall share of selfish, uneducated morons with an ax to grind is a smaller share of the country than over in thelandofthefree…
 
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Did we see, that when asked what her favourite Beatles song was, Badenoch replied...

...Yellow Submarine.
 

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