The Conservatives: The Wilderness Years (1 Viewer)

Suella being ushered out of the next Conservative conference by security…

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Kemi Badenoch speaking the language of the EVERYMAN with her leadership pitch.

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Hearing from many sources that post-modernism was coming up again and again on the doorsteps. They were asking why Rishi didn't have a plan to deal with joyless decadence.
 
They are so fucked with the direction they are clearly about to take - the electoral hill they have to climb (whilst huge) isn’t quite colossal as it seems once you lift the lid.

A swingback from Labour is the easy bit in relative terms - how they stem the tide of Middle England to the Lib Dems, when they are now planting their flag in places like Tunbridge Wells, is quite another matter.

If they’re smart, which they’re not, they’ll go for Tugendhat or Cleverley.
 
As much as I dislike Starmer, this thread title greatly cheers my soul every time I see it 🥰
 
"You need someone like me, who's not afraid of Doctor Who or whoever, to fight it." - A Dalek
 
They know they've got a full five years, so WHY RUSH? Especially when Badenoch is a potential winner and will likely be hugely unpopular.
 
I was about to come in and say IMAGINE thinking ROBERT JENRICK is your best hope of revival

But then I remembered the alternatives
 
I have no idea what a Robert Jenrick is but I just googled him and he suffers terribly from a case of GAMMON FACE

So, cunt.
 
Thoughts and prayers for the people in the private sector who are now going to get an influx of colleagues whose only skill is holding Michael Gove's purse.
 

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