The United Kingdom: The RISHI RICH Sunak ERA

[Penelope]

Preempting slightly but LET'S BE REAL

 

[Penelope]

Also with Christopher Chope making it a SECOND Boris-backing MP saying the Tory Party is "ungovernable" and that a general election is inevitable, it may not end up being that long

 

[Underneath the Shee]

POOR PENPEN

 

[Penelope]

GOOD! Time for her to give me BACK MY BRAND!

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Let's skip to the important stuff...

Will he be our SHORTEST PM?

 

[Happy Xmas (VoR is Over!)]

Here we go again…

 

[Auld Lang Zen]

With apologies to the OG PenPen, I have renamed the thread to make it easier to search for.

 

[Elliez Navidad]

Here we go again…

Is that because they’re just big fat racists?

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Let's skip to the important stuff...

Will he be our SHORTEST PM?

Can't find a shorter one. Same height as Thatcher.

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Will he be crowned today or tomorrow?

 

[bypass]

You know I don't know how to feel about a RISHI premiership. On one hand thank fuck the blob is gone...but could Sunak potentially turn things around for them?? Thats my concern.

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

He managed to drop his instant popularity pretty quickly as chancellor. Plus he's super rich, which won't work as an election winner.

 

[bypass]

I mean...I don't see Johnson 2019 results at all, maybe not even a majority, but I could see quite easily scenario where he limits the damage enough to deny Labour an outright majority if things go his way(maybe thats a BIG if...I dunno.)

 

[Auld Lang Zen]

Will he be crowned today or tomorrow?

I think it will be today if Chazza is already in London.

 

[Happy Xmas (VoR is Over!)]

He's not a great media performer, but he is competent so I imagine as long as he manages to hold things together the gap with Labour will narrow a fair bit over the next two years.

 

[Penelope]

Will he be crowned today or tomorrow?

Apparently Charles is around this evening

 

[Happy Xmas (VoR is Over!)]

Here we go again…

*Arrested Development Ron Howard voice*

“She did not have the numbers…”

 

[Auld Lang Zen]

Will he be crowned today or tomorrow?

Apparently Charles is around this evening

They just said on LBC that Downing Street is saying tomorrow if there is no membership vote.

 

[Madíson]

That would be consistent with what happened in September.

 

[Fairytale of Big Ron]

You know I don't know how to feel about a RISHI premiership. On one hand thank fuck the blob is gone...but could Sunak potentially turn things around for them?? Thats my concern.

His popularity only stemmed from dishing a fuck ton of money out and letting people go for a Nandos after so long. He's got a huge pile of shit in front of him, and I personally don't think he'll have the answers to sort it out.

 

[Happy Xmas (VoR is Over!)]

Screaming

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Any minute now!

 

[Auld Lang Zen]

Peston calling it

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Penny has withdrawn!

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Rish the Dish will be PM.

 

[Madíson]

 

[jiva: a holiday collection]

#RISHIOUT

 

[Madíson]

Sunak to give speech at 14:30.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Screaming

Who on earth uses “good” to describe someone when asked? Not very inventive, is it?

Also at “posh”

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

He's a cunt.

 

[Madíson]

 

[Elliez Navidad]

Who on earth uses “good” to describe someone when asked? Not very inventive, is it?

Also at “posh”

Bottom right has someone saying “know” ???

 

[Madíson]

Meow:

 

[Diddy]

Bottom right has someone saying “know” ???

Yeah looking at some of them, I can imagine how it went

“Very…”
“Thanks for your input”
“But I…”

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Bottom right has someone saying “know” ???

They obviously didn’t ask my mother because she would have said something about “big bucks”

 

[Star]

What a HAPPY DIWALI it'll be in old Rishi's house.

 

[Madíson]

What a HAPPY DIWALI it'll be in old Rishi's house.

Which house? He probably has a dozen.

 

[gggggg]

he'll be shit

 

[the octy and the ivy]

What a HAPPY DIWALI it'll be in old Rishi's house.

He'll likely set fire to a few £50 notes and let them float up into the sky.

 

[Madíson]

Sunak to give speech at 14:30.

But not for the likes of us: