UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Kratz]

Also noting some awful commentary from right Twitter about Angela Rayner’s (1) accent (as ever, and join the club) and (2) hair which is apparently too young for her (she’s 41 and it’s nobody’s business).

 

[lolly]

Johnson's hair is about 55 years too young for him

 

[Kratz]

Johnson's hair is about 55 years too young for him

Shouldn’t be seen outside of an episode of Raggydolls.

 

[Madíson]

Also noting some awful commentary from right Twitter about Angela Rayner’s (1) accent (as ever, and join the club) and (2) hair which is apparently too young for her (she’s 41 and it’s nobody’s business).

Rayner’s haircut is glorious.

The less said about the Stockport accent the better. (I’m allowed to hate it - it was once my accent too!)

 

[GNL]

Also noting some awful commentary from right Twitter about Angela Rayner’s (1) accent (as ever, and join the club) and (2) hair which is apparently too young for her (she’s 41 and it’s nobody’s business).

Makes a change from them fixating on her bringing DISGRACE on her profession by wearing Docs to the office.

 

[Sheena]

He's fucked, obviously, but I hope he clings on for dear life and keeps dragging the party down. I get the feeling he will.

THIS! People going on about getting the fucker out are wanting short term gain, when what we need is long term destruction to keep the cunts plummeting further and further down.

 

[lolly]

A few people (me included) have said it before in this thread. If he goes now it's easier for them to come back from this. They need to self destruct more to the point where the new leader has to rebuild the entire party.

 

[Sheena]

A few people (me included) have said it before in this thread. If he goes now it's easier for them to come back from this. They need to self destruct more to the point where the new leader has to rebuild the entire party.

Or basically, “doing a Corbyn”…

 

[big ron]

Hes such a belligerent twat, he’ll cling on for dear life I’m sure

 

[big ron]

Fucking dirty rats

 

[big ron]

You voted for him to be leader, you cunt.

 

[lolly]

Apart from anything else, I want him to stay longer to make those cunts who voted for him who should know better to really fucking squirm and be made to feel like absolute shit.

 

[VoR]

 

[COB]

Is one of the other stories just teaching their readers that thing where you cut around the root of the onion so it doesn't make you cry? BREAKING NEWS!

 

[Kate]

Also noting some awful commentary from right Twitter about Angela Rayner’s (1) accent (as ever, and join the club) and (2) hair which is apparently too young for her (she’s 41 and it’s nobody’s business).

The fuck? Are we supposed to LOP IT ALL OFF the second we hit 40?

 

[lolly]

I mean I SUPPOSE the good thing is that they are REALLY FUCKING SCARED

 

[Funky]

I get him dragging this out and dragging the party down, I just selfishly really don't want him going on his own terms. I want him SOBBING in the car as it takes him away from No10 like his BELOVED MAGGIE

 

[Kratz]

‘Fixed Brexit’ sounds akin to setting your house on fire and then turning on all the taps.

 

[octophone]

The fuck? Are we supposed to LOP IT ALL OFF the second we hit 40?

It shows you how far they have to reach. "Boris Johnson broke lockdown rules and the law multiple times". "Yeah but I don't like your haircut". They've got NOTHING.

 

[GNL]

Bigger than PORK MARKETS.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Kratz]

They are astonishingly vindictive - inflation is at 5% (and fuel inflation even higher) - that would be a sensible and empathetic move but instead she gets shafted. Nice to see where their priorities are.

(cc the Universal Credit cut)

 

[big ron]

Won't somebody thing of the poor, struggling fossil fuel companies

 

[Soldi]

Bad that’s she’s been whipped or whatever but it’s nice to see Tories (albeit just the ONE for now) turning on each other

 

[octophone]

Bad that’s she’s been whipped or whatever but it’s nice to see Tories (albeit just the ONE for now) turning on each other

They're not known for honour and loyalty but it's good to see it coming to the surface.

 

[Penelope]

He'll insist on staying, make it worse, force them into a really shit locals then get forced out after.

 

[ButterTart]

They're not known for honour and loyalty but it's good to see it coming to the surface.

Yeah, this is yet another instance where things will end better for the person they’re trying to persecute than it does for them.

 

[Madíson]

Rumours of letters flying into the 1922 committee. This could be the most important PMQs in years.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Kratz]

Rumours of letters flying into the 1922 committee. This could be the most important PMQs in years.

Seems like it. Lots already going public on Twitter.

 

[win_the_game]

So he's 'apologising' for an ill-thought work-related event. FUCK OFF.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If the Tories accept this as enough to not kick him, they're going to get destroyed in May.

 

[Kratz]

No Rishi again.

 

[Ellie]

So he’s finally admitted it… and apologised

Boris Johnson facing calls to quit from Conservatives as his apology fails to quell anger over No 10 lockdown party — Sky News

Boris Johnson is facing demands from Conservatives to resign after he confessed to attending a Downing Street garden drinks party during the UK's first national lockdown.

apple.news

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No Rishi again.

Yeah he made sure to have fucked all the way off.

 

[jivafox]

Now get his dad to apologise.

 

[Soldi]

He’s admitted it then.

HIYA RISHI

 

[jivafox]

 

[win_the_game]

Watching Rachel Maclean now on Politics Live, weaselling and trying to gloss over this is embarrassing.

And now another Tory MP claiming it's the arrogance of the senior civil service that has landed the PM in this mess.

 

[GNL]

Et tu, corporate twitter accounts?